NEW BOYFRIENDS!!! Sunday Morning Humor For Us 'Youngsters' with Love from Ilena

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NEW BOYFRIENDS!!!

(thanks to Barb!)I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed Then I go to see .

Then Charlie Horse comes along, & when he is here, he takes a lot of my time & attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn 't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed With Ben Gay. What a life! Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer

and thinking of calling JACK DANIELS, Jim Beam Cuervo or JOHNNIE WALKER to come and keep me company. Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper...the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes...so have fun, think 'good thoughts' only, learn to laugh at yourself, and Count your Blessings!!!!!!!

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