a sense of humor

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growing up, my fada used to force me to go to religious services. If I

didn't, hooo boy, hell would break loose. I remember he used to lecture me

with

" I do not go to services to soohhhhcccialiiiiizzzeeee (socialize) " with a

look of contempt and disgust on his face, " I go to services to pray to god "

with a look of self righteousness.

And then, not five minutes later, I would see him talking during the

services. This would also happen after he reprimanded me for talking during

services. This would piss the hell out of me, but despite all my efforts, I

could not explain the concept of hypocrisy to him.

After reading all of the posts on this forum, I think I'm finally (95%)

convinced my fada is " sick in the head " . I'm so convinced, I think I can

make jokes about it now. Any time my mom or fada tell me some story about

my fada, I zone out and think " how could I have ever though this was normal?

This dude is sick in the head!!! " .

I hope no one finds the following joke offensive. Please let me know if you

do and I will make sure not to post any more.

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Why did the borderline personality cross the road?

Because he was sick in the head.

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How my borderlines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to be sick in the head.

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What did the borderline say to the other borderline

Who cares? He's sick in the head (this really goes through my head when my

fada speaks " you're sick in the head " ).

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What do you call a borderline with their head up their arse?

Sick in the head and sick in the bum.

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Any ideas????