Guest guest Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 Kids Are QuickTEACHER: , go to the map and find North America.MARIA: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: .____________________________________ TEACHER: , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!__________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." _________________________________TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because still had the ax in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.12.0/439 - Release Date: 9/6/2006 No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.405 / Virus Database: 268.12.0/439 - Release Date: 9/6/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 Lori <all4loris@...> wrote: From: "Lori" <all4loris@...><Undisclosed-Recipient:;>Subject: Kids Are QuickDate: Thu, 1 May 2008 18:59:10 -0400 NEED A LAUGH? I THINK THESE ARE GREAT!!! HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! Esther Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: , go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: . ____________________________________ TEACHER: , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ______________________________ ______________ TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________< /FONT> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter o f the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 MSN is mommamia102 messenger is taintedtears102 Drop Me A Line, I love to CHAT! From: Donna Padgett <donnapadgett@...>Subject: Fw: Kids Are Quicktaintedtears102@..., debbie@..., djcrissace@..., braun@..., crafty_woman1955@..., nuketankace@..., duckmom222231@..., aprilmamaw@...Date: Saturday, June 28, 2008, 8:44 AM Just passing along a funny one, you all have a wonderful weekend,Donna P. "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." ~Aesop~ "Thoughts become things, choose the good ones." ~www.tut.com~ From: Lady DSBSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 2:30 PMbl031204@..., Trailkarma@..., bceind@..., ChskyWhite@..., ckaye46@..., CRAZYOKONNIE@..., dlawyer@..., donnapadgett@..., inyouto@..., seawolf68@..., KlosetKraze@..., riner@..., optpal@..., rswendsen@..., hoochiecoo55@...Subject: Fw: Kids Are Quick Have a nice day and be safe DB From: Goodgraphics2u@...Sent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:27 AMGoodgraphics2u@...Subject: Kids Are Quick > Kids Are Quick > > TEACHER: , go to the map and find North> America > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America ?> CLASS: .> ____________________________________> > TEACHER: , why are you doing your math> multiplication on> the floor?> JOHN: You told me to do it without using> tables.> __________________________________________> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'> TEACHER: No, that's wrong> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how> I spell it. > ____________________________________________> TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for> water?> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about?> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> __________________________________> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have> today that we> didn't have ten years ago.> WINNIE: Me!> __________________________________________> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground> than you> are.> _______________________________________> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting> with 'I.'> MILLIE: I is..> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth> letter of the> alphabet.' > _________________________________> TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down> his father's> cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do> you know why his> father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because still had the axe in> his hand. > ______________________________________> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say> prayers before> eating?> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a> good cook.> ______________________________> > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is> exactly the> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.> ___________________________________> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who> keeps on> talking when people are no longer interested?> HAROLD: A teacher> > The Team at: goodnewsgraphics.com Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 LOL;; YOU ARE RIGHT;; THEY SURE ARE;; HUGS DORTCharlotte Robbins <TaintedTears102@...> wrote: MSN is mommamia102 messenger is taintedtears102 Drop Me A Line, I love to CHAT! From: Donna Padgett <donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net>Subject: Fw: Kids Are Quicktaintedtears102 , debbiemittenselect, djcrissacehughes (DOT) net, brauncebridge (DOT) net, crafty_woman1955hotmail, nuketankace , duckmom222231 , aprilmamawaimDate: Saturday, June 28, 2008, 8:44 AM Just passing along a funny one, you all have a wonderful weekend,Donna P. "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." ~Aesop~ "Thoughts become things, choose the good ones." ~www.tut.com~ From: Lady DSBSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 2:30 PMbl031204 , Trailkarma , bceindcfanet, ChskyWhiteaol, ckaye46aol, CRAZYOKONNIE (DOT) COM, dlawyerinsight (DOT) rr.com, donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net, inyouto , seawolf68cfl (DOT) rr.com, KlosetKrazesbcglobal (DOT) net, rinerpstel (DOT) net, optpal , rswendsenclayelectric, hoochiecoo55mywaySubject: Fw: Kids Are Quick Have a nice day and be safe DB From: Goodgraphics2uaolSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:27 AMGoodgraphics2uaolSubject: Kids Are Quick > Kids Are Quick > > TEACHER: , go to the map and find North> America > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America ?> CLASS: .> ____________________________________> > TEACHER: , why are you doing your math> multiplication on> the floor?> JOHN: You told me to do it without using> tables.> __________________________________________> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'> TEACHER: No, that's wrong> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how> I spell it. > ____________________________________________> TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for> water?> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about?> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> __________________________________> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have> today that we> didn't have ten years ago.> WINNIE: Me!> __________________________________________> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground> than you> are.> _______________________________________> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting> with 'I.'> MILLIE: I is..> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth> letter of the> alphabet.' > _________________________________> TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down> his father's> cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do> you know why his> father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because still had the axe in> his hand. > ______________________________________> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say> prayers before> eating?> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a> good cook.> ______________________________> > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is> exactly the> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.> ___________________________________> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who> keeps on> talking when people are no longer interested?> HAROLD: A teacher> > The Team at: goodnewsgraphics.com Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 LOL;; YOU ARE RIGHT;; THEY SURE ARE;; HUGS DORTCharlotte Robbins <TaintedTears102@...> wrote: MSN is mommamia102 messenger is taintedtears102 Drop Me A Line, I love to CHAT! From: Donna Padgett <donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net>Subject: Fw: Kids Are Quicktaintedtears102 , debbiemittenselect, djcrissacehughes (DOT) net, brauncebridge (DOT) net, crafty_woman1955hotmail, nuketankace , duckmom222231 , aprilmamawaimDate: Saturday, June 28, 2008, 8:44 AM Just passing along a funny one, you all have a wonderful weekend,Donna P. "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." ~Aesop~ "Thoughts become things, choose the good ones." ~www.tut.com~ From: Lady DSBSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 2:30 PMbl031204 , Trailkarma , bceindcfanet, ChskyWhiteaol, ckaye46aol, CRAZYOKONNIE (DOT) COM, dlawyerinsight (DOT) rr.com, donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net, inyouto , seawolf68cfl (DOT) rr.com, KlosetKrazesbcglobal (DOT) net, rinerpstel (DOT) net, optpal , rswendsenclayelectric, hoochiecoo55mywaySubject: Fw: Kids Are Quick Have a nice day and be safe DB From: Goodgraphics2uaolSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:27 AMGoodgraphics2uaolSubject: Kids Are Quick > Kids Are Quick > > TEACHER: , go to the map and find North> America > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America ?> CLASS: .> ____________________________________> > TEACHER: , why are you doing your math> multiplication on> the floor?> JOHN: You told me to do it without using> tables.> __________________________________________> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'> TEACHER: No, that's wrong> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how> I spell it. > ____________________________________________> TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for> water?> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about?> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> __________________________________> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have> today that we> didn't have ten years ago.> WINNIE: Me!> __________________________________________> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground> than you> are.> _______________________________________> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting> with 'I.'> MILLIE: I is..> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth> letter of the> alphabet.' > _________________________________> TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down> his father's> cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do> you know why his> father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because still had the axe in> his hand. > ______________________________________> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say> prayers before> eating?> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a> good cook.> ______________________________> > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is> exactly the> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.> ___________________________________> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who> keeps on> talking when people are no longer interested?> HAROLD: A teacher> > The Team at: goodnewsgraphics.com Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 30, 2008 Report Share Posted June 30, 2008 LOL;; YOU ARE RIGHT;; THEY SURE ARE;; HUGS DORTCharlotte Robbins <TaintedTears102@...> wrote: MSN is mommamia102 messenger is taintedtears102 Drop Me A Line, I love to CHAT! From: Donna Padgett <donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net>Subject: Fw: Kids Are Quicktaintedtears102 , debbiemittenselect, djcrissacehughes (DOT) net, brauncebridge (DOT) net, crafty_woman1955hotmail, nuketankace , duckmom222231 , aprilmamawaimDate: Saturday, June 28, 2008, 8:44 AM Just passing along a funny one, you all have a wonderful weekend,Donna P. "No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted." ~Aesop~ "Thoughts become things, choose the good ones." ~www.tut.com~ From: Lady DSBSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 2:30 PMbl031204 , Trailkarma , bceindcfanet, ChskyWhiteaol, ckaye46aol, CRAZYOKONNIE (DOT) COM, dlawyerinsight (DOT) rr.com, donnapadgettwebtv (DOT) net, inyouto , seawolf68cfl (DOT) rr.com, KlosetKrazesbcglobal (DOT) net, rinerpstel (DOT) net, optpal , rswendsenclayelectric, hoochiecoo55mywaySubject: Fw: Kids Are Quick Have a nice day and be safe DB From: Goodgraphics2uaolSent: Friday, June 27, 2008 9:27 AMGoodgraphics2uaolSubject: Kids Are Quick > Kids Are Quick > > TEACHER: , go to the map and find North> America > MARIA: Here it is.> TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered> America ?> CLASS: .> ____________________________________> > TEACHER: , why are you doing your math> multiplication on> the floor?> JOHN: You told me to do it without using> tables.> __________________________________________> TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'> GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'> TEACHER: No, that's wrong> GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how> I spell it. > ____________________________________________> TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for> water?> DONALD: H I J K L M N O.> TEACHER: What are you talking about?> DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.> __________________________________> TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have> today that we> didn't have ten years ago.> WINNIE: Me!> __________________________________________> > TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?> GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground> than you> are.> _______________________________________> TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting> with 'I.'> MILLIE: I is..> TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'> MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth> letter of the> alphabet.' > _________________________________> TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down> his father's> cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do> you know why his> father didn't punish him?> LOUIS: Because still had the axe in> his hand. > ______________________________________> > TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say> prayers before> eating?> SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a> good cook.> ______________________________> > TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is> exactly the> same as your brother's. Did you copy his?> > CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.> ___________________________________> TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who> keeps on> talking when people are no longer interested?> HAROLD: A teacher> > The Team at: goodnewsgraphics.com Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Sandy, go to the map and find North America.Sandy: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?CLASS: Sandy __________________________________________TEACHER: , why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.__________________________________________TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________________________________________TEACHER: , what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!________________________________________TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________________ TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog._______________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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