Guest guest Posted October 11, 2000 Report Share Posted October 11, 2000 Hi all, This was sent to me by a friend. Hope you like it! Lots of Love Glenda ----- Original Message ----- > > A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his > flashlight around,looking for valuables, and when he > picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, > disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying " Jesus > is watching you. " He nearly jumped out of his skin, > clicked his flashlight out and froze. > > When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his > head, clicked the light back on and began searching for > more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he > could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, > " Jesus is watching you. " Freaked out, he shined his > light around frantically, looking for the source of the > voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight > beam came to rest on a parrot. > > " Did you say that? " he hissed at the parrot. " Yep, " the > parrot confessed, " I'm just trying to warn you. " The > burglar relaxed. " Warn me, huh? Who the heck are > you? " Moses, " replied the bird. " Moses " the burglar > laughed. " What kind of stupid people would name a parrot > Moses? " The bird answered: " Probably the same kind of > people that would name a rotweiller Jesus > > > Lavassaur@... _______________________________________________________ Say Bye to Slow Internet! http://www.home.com/xinbox/signup.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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