Guest guest Posted June 17, 2008 Report Share Posted June 17, 2008 You gotta love it--- G. UIP/IPF 5/07 AZ. Subject: AGE The last line is a classic. Almost defy you to not laugh out loud.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE ANDTHINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL.... YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FORMY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITHTHE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARSAGO.COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAYTOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGHSCHOOL 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?''YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.THEN, THAT UGLY,OLD,BALD,WRINKLED,LARD-BUTGRAY HEADEDDECREPITVULTURE-LOOKING CREEPASKED"WHAT DID YOU TEACH'" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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