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Aaah I know it does seem SCILLY doesn't it BUT even a simple teabag might not be as innocent as it first appears.....it wasn't the TEA but the minute FRUIT pieces within that was the big No NO!

They sent me a brochure outlining prohibitions & it included a page on Cultural or Seasonal Events & International Mail. St Pat's day: pressies from Ireland with Shamrock plants/seeds, Valentine's Day: Fresh/Dried Flowers:,New year: ornaments made with straw/seeds/conifer sprigs, Chinese Moon Festival: mooncakes containing egg yolks or meat, Easter: hard Boiled eggs/painted eggshells/straw/hay, halloween: pumpkins/cornhusk dolls, Sukkot: etrog/branches of palm/myrtle/willow: Christmas: decorations containing pine cones/vine wreaths/spruce/hampers containing prohibited food (egg, meat, dairy) etc ETC ETC

You see we are very isolated from the rest of you lot with all your bugs n' beetles, virus' & cikey knows wot else that might get into our crops, waterways, air currents.

Occasionally we manage to stuff things up nicely all by ourselves & DELIBERATELY introduce pests like Cane Toads that were meant to be a biological control for some blinkin' weevil in our Sugar Cane Fields...well the Cane Toads are now responsible for wiping out huge numbers of our native animals.birds, snakes, other frogs...anything that eats them DIES from their poison. nice One Boys at CSIRO! (our official Govt Agricultural Science Labs)

So NO PRESSIES from OS is the easiest way ta go! Send me vast amouonts of money instead...HO HO HA HA!!!!!!

Rest assured I'll be sipping ma Tea as per usual 3 times a day...Lady Grey to give me a gentle start to the day (in bed with Classic FM Radio & the Daily Rag)...Irish Breakfast at Lunchtime ('cos it's got more KICK than English Breakfast Tea!)... & Earl Grey fro my afternoon Cuppa to get me over the HUMP to prepare Dinner!

Fresh Brewed Organic Local Coffee gets squeezed in mid-morning.....gotta support tha local growers AND it's a good roasty flavour!

That should catch some of the airy lot somewhere along the schedule...I ALWAYS think of you lot as I sip! TRUELY RUELY!

Cheers,

SGIO (Scilly in Oz for all the Newbies..BWBB or Princess Hee Hee Peggy will probably tell you scandalous things about me all in good time!)

PS can somebody enlighten me on Sukkot as a Festival or Seasonal Celebration..is it Jewish Z???????

> > > Get ready for a BIG Holy Moly > > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>... & I > > Mean BIG .....> >> > I just went out to my letter-box 'cos I heard the Postie on her > > scooter & there was a wee little package from the US of A with a BIG > > IMPORTANT AUSSIE GOVT NOTICE ALL OVER IT> >> > Mama, your lovely little Tea Time Thought was INTERCEPTED Military > > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU> > >> > > >> > OPENED BY AUSTRALIA POST FOR INSPECTION BY QUARANTINE> >> > aahem...Tea Bag with Orange Peel & Spice is regarded as far too > > DANGEROUS to allow into the country for my enjoyment at half-past three!> >> > I have a CHOICE of either paying AUS $42.50 (that's pretty much US > > $40) to have said Dangerous Tea-bag returned to Sender OR give > > permission for said Dangerous Substance to be herewith DESTROYED!> >> > Guess what I'll choose???????> >> > Now it just so happens that I have Lady Grey Tea & Earl Grey Loose > > Leaf Tea in my Pantry so I can STILL join in the half-three Ritual. MY > > half-Three if you don't mind!> >> > They DID send me the Wild & Crazy Card which I'll hang in the Kitchen > > ( & your writing is just as I would expect..large, generous & flowing!)> >> > Good On Ya > > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU> THANKS > > for the lovely Thought,> >> > SGIO> >> > > >> >> >> >> >> >> >> > <http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZSYYYYYYYYAU & utm_id=7923>> >> > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> >No virus found in this incoming message.> >Checked by AVG. > >Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.4/1531 - Release Date: 7/2/2008 7:02 PM> > > >>

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, Yes Sukkot is a Jewish Autumn

festival related to the fall harvest, celebrated after the New Year(

Rosh Hashanah) and

The Day of Atonement ( Yom Kippor).

You can probably get a good summary right from Google!!!

..

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 64,

fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild”

PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not

self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter,

reader,carousel lover and MomMom to

Darah

and Sara

“I’m gonna

be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Vinca

Minor-periwinkle is my flower

wrote:

Aaah I know it does

seem SCILLY doesn't it BUT even a simple teabag might not be as

innocent as it first appears.....it wasn't the TEA but the minute

FRUIT pieces within that was the big No NO!

They sent me a brochure

outlining prohibitions & it included a page on Cultural or Seasonal

Events & International Mail. St Pat's day: pressies from Ireland

with Shamrock plants/seeds, Valentine's Day: Fresh/Dried Flowers:,New

year: ornaments made with straw/seeds/conifer sprigs, Chinese Moon

Festival: mooncakes containing egg yolks or meat, Easter: hard Boiled

eggs/painted eggshells/straw/hay, halloween: pumpkins/cornhusk

dolls, Sukkot: etrog/branches of palm/myrtle/willow: Christmas:

decorations containing pine cones/vine wreaths/spruce/hampers

containing prohibited food (egg, meat, dairy) etc ETC ETC

You see we are very

isolated from the rest of you lot with all your bugs n' beetles, virus'

& cikey knows wot else that might get into our crops, waterways,

air currents.

Occasionally we manage

to stuff things up nicely all by ourselves & DELIBERATELY introduce

pests like Cane Toads that were meant to be a biological control for

some blinkin' weevil in our Sugar Cane Fields...well the Cane Toads are

now responsible for wiping out huge numbers of our native

animals.birds, snakes, other frogs...anything that eats them DIES from

their poison. nice One Boys at CSIRO! (our official Govt Agricultural

Science Labs)

So NO PRESSIES from OS

is the easiest way ta go! Send me vast amouonts of money instead...HO HO HA HA!!!!!!

Rest assured I'll be

sipping ma Tea as per usual 3 times a day...Lady Grey to give me a

gentle start to the day (in bed with Classic FM Radio & the Daily

Rag)...Irish Breakfast at Lunchtime ('cos it's got more KICK than

English Breakfast Tea!)... & Earl Grey fro my afternoon Cuppa to get

me over the HUMP to prepare Dinner!

Fresh Brewed Organic

Local Coffee gets squeezed in mid-morning.....gotta support tha

local growers AND it's a good roasty flavour!

That should catch some

of the airy lot somewhere along the schedule...I ALWAYS think of you

lot as I sip! TRUELY RUELY!

Cheers,

SGIO (Scilly in Oz

for all the Newbies..BWBB or Princess Hee Hee Peggy will probably tell

you scandalous things about me all in good time!)

PS can somebody

enlighten me on Sukkot as a Festival or Seasonal Celebration..is

it Jewish Z???????

>

> > Get ready for a BIG Holy Moly

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>...

& I

> > Mean BIG .....

> >

> > I just went out to my letter-box 'cos I heard the Postie on

her

> > scooter & there was a wee little package from the US of A

with a BIG

> > IMPORTANT AUSSIE GOVT NOTICE ALL OVER IT

> >

> > Mama, your lovely little Tea Time Thought was INTERCEPTED

Military

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

> >

> >

> >

> > OPENED BY AUSTRALIA POST FOR INSPECTION BY QUARANTINE

> >

> > aahem...Tea Bag with Orange Peel & Spice is regarded as

far too

> > DANGEROUS to allow into the country for my enjoyment at

half-past three!

> >

> > I have a CHOICE of either paying AUS $42.50 (that's pretty

much US

> > $40) to have said Dangerous Tea-bag returned to Sender OR

give

> > permission for said Dangerous Substance to be herewith

DESTROYED!

> >

> > Guess what I'll choose???????

> >

> > Now it just so happens that I have Lady Grey Tea & Earl

Grey Loose

> > Leaf Tea in my Pantry so I can STILL join in the half-three

Ritual. MY

> > half-Three if you don't mind!

> >

> > They DID send me the Wild & Crazy Card which I'll hang in

the Kitchen

> > ( & your writing is just as I would expect..large,

generous & flowing!)

> >

> > Good On Ya

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

THANKS

> > for the lovely Thought,

> >

> > SGIO

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > <http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZSYYYYYYYYAU & utm_id=7923>

> >

> >

> >

> >------------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >No virus found in this incoming message.

> >Checked by AVG.

> >Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.4/1531 - Release

Date: 7/2/2008 7:02 PM

> >

> >

>

No virus found in this incoming message.

Checked by AVG. Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.5/1533 - Release Date: 7/3/2008 7:19 PM

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, Yes Sukkot is a Jewish Autumn

festival related to the fall harvest, celebrated after the New Year(

Rosh Hashanah) and

The Day of Atonement ( Yom Kippor).

You can probably get a good summary right from Google!!!

..

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 64,

fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild”

PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not

self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter,

reader,carousel lover and MomMom to

Darah

and Sara

“I’m gonna

be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Vinca

Minor-periwinkle is my flower

wrote:

Aaah I know it does

seem SCILLY doesn't it BUT even a simple teabag might not be as

innocent as it first appears.....it wasn't the TEA but the minute

FRUIT pieces within that was the big No NO!

They sent me a brochure

outlining prohibitions & it included a page on Cultural or Seasonal

Events & International Mail. St Pat's day: pressies from Ireland

with Shamrock plants/seeds, Valentine's Day: Fresh/Dried Flowers:,New

year: ornaments made with straw/seeds/conifer sprigs, Chinese Moon

Festival: mooncakes containing egg yolks or meat, Easter: hard Boiled

eggs/painted eggshells/straw/hay, halloween: pumpkins/cornhusk

dolls, Sukkot: etrog/branches of palm/myrtle/willow: Christmas:

decorations containing pine cones/vine wreaths/spruce/hampers

containing prohibited food (egg, meat, dairy) etc ETC ETC

You see we are very

isolated from the rest of you lot with all your bugs n' beetles, virus'

& cikey knows wot else that might get into our crops, waterways,

air currents.

Occasionally we manage

to stuff things up nicely all by ourselves & DELIBERATELY introduce

pests like Cane Toads that were meant to be a biological control for

some blinkin' weevil in our Sugar Cane Fields...well the Cane Toads are

now responsible for wiping out huge numbers of our native

animals.birds, snakes, other frogs...anything that eats them DIES from

their poison. nice One Boys at CSIRO! (our official Govt Agricultural

Science Labs)

So NO PRESSIES from OS

is the easiest way ta go! Send me vast amouonts of money instead...HO HO HA HA!!!!!!

Rest assured I'll be

sipping ma Tea as per usual 3 times a day...Lady Grey to give me a

gentle start to the day (in bed with Classic FM Radio & the Daily

Rag)...Irish Breakfast at Lunchtime ('cos it's got more KICK than

English Breakfast Tea!)... & Earl Grey fro my afternoon Cuppa to get

me over the HUMP to prepare Dinner!

Fresh Brewed Organic

Local Coffee gets squeezed in mid-morning.....gotta support tha

local growers AND it's a good roasty flavour!

That should catch some

of the airy lot somewhere along the schedule...I ALWAYS think of you

lot as I sip! TRUELY RUELY!

Cheers,

SGIO (Scilly in Oz

for all the Newbies..BWBB or Princess Hee Hee Peggy will probably tell

you scandalous things about me all in good time!)

PS can somebody

enlighten me on Sukkot as a Festival or Seasonal Celebration..is

it Jewish Z???????

>

> > Get ready for a BIG Holy Moly

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>...

& I

> > Mean BIG .....

> >

> > I just went out to my letter-box 'cos I heard the Postie on

her

> > scooter & there was a wee little package from the US of A

with a BIG

> > IMPORTANT AUSSIE GOVT NOTICE ALL OVER IT

> >

> > Mama, your lovely little Tea Time Thought was INTERCEPTED

Military

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

> >

> >

> >

> > OPENED BY AUSTRALIA POST FOR INSPECTION BY QUARANTINE

> >

> > aahem...Tea Bag with Orange Peel & Spice is regarded as

far too

> > DANGEROUS to allow into the country for my enjoyment at

half-past three!

> >

> > I have a CHOICE of either paying AUS $42.50 (that's pretty

much US

> > $40) to have said Dangerous Tea-bag returned to Sender OR

give

> > permission for said Dangerous Substance to be herewith

DESTROYED!

> >

> > Guess what I'll choose???????

> >

> > Now it just so happens that I have Lady Grey Tea & Earl

Grey Loose

> > Leaf Tea in my Pantry so I can STILL join in the half-three

Ritual. MY

> > half-Three if you don't mind!

> >

> > They DID send me the Wild & Crazy Card which I'll hang in

the Kitchen

> > ( & your writing is just as I would expect..large,

generous & flowing!)

> >

> > Good On Ya

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

THANKS

> > for the lovely Thought,

> >

> > SGIO

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > <http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZSYYYYYYYYAU & utm_id=7923>

> >

> >

> >

> >------------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >No virus found in this incoming message.

> >Checked by AVG.

> >Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.4/1531 - Release

Date: 7/2/2008 7:02 PM

> >

> >

>

No virus found in this incoming message.

Checked by AVG. Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.5/1533 - Release Date: 7/3/2008 7:19 PM

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, Yes Sukkot is a Jewish Autumn

festival related to the fall harvest, celebrated after the New Year(

Rosh Hashanah) and

The Day of Atonement ( Yom Kippor).

You can probably get a good summary right from Google!!!

..

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 64,

fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild”

PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not

self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter,

reader,carousel lover and MomMom to

Darah

and Sara

“I’m gonna

be iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Vinca

Minor-periwinkle is my flower

wrote:

Aaah I know it does

seem SCILLY doesn't it BUT even a simple teabag might not be as

innocent as it first appears.....it wasn't the TEA but the minute

FRUIT pieces within that was the big No NO!

They sent me a brochure

outlining prohibitions & it included a page on Cultural or Seasonal

Events & International Mail. St Pat's day: pressies from Ireland

with Shamrock plants/seeds, Valentine's Day: Fresh/Dried Flowers:,New

year: ornaments made with straw/seeds/conifer sprigs, Chinese Moon

Festival: mooncakes containing egg yolks or meat, Easter: hard Boiled

eggs/painted eggshells/straw/hay, halloween: pumpkins/cornhusk

dolls, Sukkot: etrog/branches of palm/myrtle/willow: Christmas:

decorations containing pine cones/vine wreaths/spruce/hampers

containing prohibited food (egg, meat, dairy) etc ETC ETC

You see we are very

isolated from the rest of you lot with all your bugs n' beetles, virus'

& cikey knows wot else that might get into our crops, waterways,

air currents.

Occasionally we manage

to stuff things up nicely all by ourselves & DELIBERATELY introduce

pests like Cane Toads that were meant to be a biological control for

some blinkin' weevil in our Sugar Cane Fields...well the Cane Toads are

now responsible for wiping out huge numbers of our native

animals.birds, snakes, other frogs...anything that eats them DIES from

their poison. nice One Boys at CSIRO! (our official Govt Agricultural

Science Labs)

So NO PRESSIES from OS

is the easiest way ta go! Send me vast amouonts of money instead...HO HO HA HA!!!!!!

Rest assured I'll be

sipping ma Tea as per usual 3 times a day...Lady Grey to give me a

gentle start to the day (in bed with Classic FM Radio & the Daily

Rag)...Irish Breakfast at Lunchtime ('cos it's got more KICK than

English Breakfast Tea!)... & Earl Grey fro my afternoon Cuppa to get

me over the HUMP to prepare Dinner!

Fresh Brewed Organic

Local Coffee gets squeezed in mid-morning.....gotta support tha

local growers AND it's a good roasty flavour!

That should catch some

of the airy lot somewhere along the schedule...I ALWAYS think of you

lot as I sip! TRUELY RUELY!

Cheers,

SGIO (Scilly in Oz

for all the Newbies..BWBB or Princess Hee Hee Peggy will probably tell

you scandalous things about me all in good time!)

PS can somebody

enlighten me on Sukkot as a Festival or Seasonal Celebration..is

it Jewish Z???????

>

> > Get ready for a BIG Holy Moly

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>...

& I

> > Mean BIG .....

> >

> > I just went out to my letter-box 'cos I heard the Postie on

her

> > scooter & there was a wee little package from the US of A

with a BIG

> > IMPORTANT AUSSIE GOVT NOTICE ALL OVER IT

> >

> > Mama, your lovely little Tea Time Thought was INTERCEPTED

Military

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

> >

> >

> >

> > OPENED BY AUSTRALIA POST FOR INSPECTION BY QUARANTINE

> >

> > aahem...Tea Bag with Orange Peel & Spice is regarded as

far too

> > DANGEROUS to allow into the country for my enjoyment at

half-past three!

> >

> > I have a CHOICE of either paying AUS $42.50 (that's pretty

much US

> > $40) to have said Dangerous Tea-bag returned to Sender OR

give

> > permission for said Dangerous Substance to be herewith

DESTROYED!

> >

> > Guess what I'll choose???????

> >

> > Now it just so happens that I have Lady Grey Tea & Earl

Grey Loose

> > Leaf Tea in my Pantry so I can STILL join in the half-three

Ritual. MY

> > half-Three if you don't mind!

> >

> > They DID send me the Wild & Crazy Card which I'll hang in

the Kitchen

> > ( & your writing is just as I would expect..large,

generous & flowing!)

> >

> > Good On Ya

> > <http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZSYYYYYYYYAU>

THANKS

> > for the lovely Thought,

> >

> > SGIO

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> >

> > <http://smiley.smileycentral.com/download/index.jhtml?partner=ZSzeb095_ZSYYYYYYYYAU & utm_id=7923>

> >

> >

> >

> >------------------------------------------------------------------------

> >

> >

> >No virus found in this incoming message.

> >Checked by AVG.

> >Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.4/1531 - Release

Date: 7/2/2008 7:02 PM

> >

> >

>

No virus found in this incoming message.

Checked by AVG. Version: 8.0.134 / Virus Database: 270.4.5/1533 - Release Date: 7/3/2008 7:19 PM

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