Guest guest Posted July 5, 2008 Report Share Posted July 5, 2008 Subject: Satan > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------ > > A few minutes before the church services started, the > congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. > Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. > > > > Everyone started screaming and running for the front > entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get > away from evil incarnate. > > > Soon the church was empty except for one elderly > gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, > seemingly oblivious > to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his > presence. > > > > So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know > who I am?' > > > The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.' > > > 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked. > > > 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man. > > > 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one > word?' asked Satan. > > > 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old > man, in an even tone. > > > 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, > horrifying AGONY for all eternity?' persisted Satan. > > > 'Yep,' was the calm reply. > > > 'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan. > > > ' Nope,' said the old man. > > > More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why > aren't you > afraid of me?' > > > The man calmly replied, > > > 'Been married to your sister for 48 years. IN GOD WE TRUST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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