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> > My Parents had not been out together in quite some time.

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> > One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my

> > father stepped up behind her. " Would you like to go out, girl? "

> > he asked.

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> > Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied,

> > " Oh, yes, I'd love to! "

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> > They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of

> > the evening that Dad finally confessed that his question had

> > actually been directed to the family dog, laying near Mom's

> > feet on the kitchen floor.

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> > Tell was not only a great patriot and a great

> > archer, he was also a great cook.

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> > One day, after he had prepared a new dish for his friends,

> > he said, " I think there is one or more spices missing.

> > What do you think? "

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> > Their answer was, " Only thyme, Will Tell! "

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> > * A kindergarten teacher asked, " What is the shape of the earth ? "

> > One lil' girl spoke up: " According to my Daddy -- terrible! "

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> > * Trying to come to the aid of his Father, who was stopped by an

> > officer for speeding, the lil' tyke piped up, " Yeah ? Well, if

> > we were speeding, so were you! "

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> > * Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One said,

> > " Let's play doctor. " " Good idea. " said the other. " You operate,

> > and I'll sue. "

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> > * I guess you can get too health conscious... The wife and I don't

> > have a lot of " junk food " in the house. Upon eating a snack of

> > some munchies or other my Grandson asked what vitamins they had

> > in them. I told him I doubted there were any at all. He replied

> > wide-eyed, " You mean these are just for fun? "

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[Guest guest]

Judee,

This is so cute.

Thanks

Glenda

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