Guest guest Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Go get 'em Jack, that was funny. Lou IPF '2 > > A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. > He said, " Today in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. > Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whtever hymn that comes to your mind. " > The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing in unison " The Old Rugged Cross. " > The pastor hollered out GRACE. The congragation began to sing " Amazing Grace how sweet the sound. " > The PASTOR called out POWER. The congregation sang " There is Power in the Blood. " > The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. > Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing > " PRECIOUS MEMORIES. " > Jack > 79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Hey Jack... That's my theme song! MamaSher, age 69. IPF 3-06, OR. NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! My Kind of Church A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whtever hymn that comes to your mind." The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out GRACE. The congragation began to sing "Amazing Grace how sweet the sound." The PASTOR called out POWER. The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood." The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES." Jack79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 That was ME. LOL Ruth > > Hey Jack... That's my theme song! > > > MamaSher, age 69. IPF 3-06, OR. > Nasturtiums > Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! > > My Kind of Church > > > > A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. > > He said, " Today in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. > Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whtever hymn that comes to your mind. " > > The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing in unison " The Old Rugged Cross. " > > The pastor hollered out GRACE. The congragation began to sing " Amazing Grace how sweet the sound. " > > The PASTOR called out POWER. The congregation sang " There is Power in the Blood. " > > The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. > > Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing > > " PRECIOUS MEMORIES. " > > Jack > 79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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