Guest guest Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 That isfunny,what a small world it is. I know Bari and was just listening to some instant messages from her on one of the phone systems we are on. It is wonderful how we all are connected in so many ways. Barbie series > > 1. Bifocals Barbie. > Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors > (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and > Martha > > Living. > > 2. Hot Flash Barbie. > Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny > drops > > of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny > tissues. > > 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. > As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with > teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. > > 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. > Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good > news > > on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. > > 5. Bunion Barbie. > Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll > on > > Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and > plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. > > 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. > Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin > Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting > cosmetics. > > 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. > All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts > off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes > with > minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes > and > > fruit punch. > > 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. > It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal > trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're > hopping > > in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. > Includes > > a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " > > 9. Divorced Barbie. > Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's boat. > > 10. Recovery Barbie. > Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now > she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's going > to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a > six-pack of Diet Coke. > > 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. > This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts > things, > and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch > watching > the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. > As > a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " is > included. > > > > > ------------------------------------ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 I know her too on a phone system. Becky misscoffee Barbie series >> >> 1. Bifocals Barbie. >> Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors >> (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and >> Martha >> >> Living. >> >> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. >> Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny >> drops >> >> of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny >> tissues. >> >> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. >> As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with >> teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. >> >> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. >> Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good >> news >> >> on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. >> >> 5. Bunion Barbie. >> Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll >> on >> >> Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and >> plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. >> >> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. >> Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin >> Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting >> cosmetics. >> >> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. >> All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts >> off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes >> with >> minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes >> and >> >> fruit punch. >> >> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. >> It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal >> trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're >> hopping >> >> in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. >> Includes >> >> a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " >> >> 9. Divorced Barbie. >> Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's >> boat. >> >> 10. Recovery Barbie. >> Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now >> she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's >> going >> to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a >> six-pack of Diet Coke. >> >> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. >> This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts >> things, >> and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch >> watching >> the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. >> As >> a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " is >> included. >> >> >> >> >> ------------------------------------ >> >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 I have heard you too now that you signed it that way. I do not go out on that main board much but I do post in a couple groups. I shoujld find out if there is a diabetes support group on there. Lora Barbie series >>> >>> 1. Bifocals Barbie. >>> Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors >>> (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and >>> Martha >>> >>> Living. >>> >>> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. >>> Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny >>> drops >>> >>> of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny >>> tissues. >>> >>> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. >>> As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with >>> teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. >>> >>> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. >>> Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good >>> news >>> >>> on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. >>> >>> 5. Bunion Barbie. >>> Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their >>> toll >>> on >>> >>> Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and >>> plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. >>> >>> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. >>> Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin >>> Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting >>> cosmetics. >>> >>> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. >>> All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie >>> dusts >>> off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes >>> with >>> minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut holes >>> and >>> >>> fruit punch. >>> >>> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. >>> It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal >>> trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're >>> hopping >>> >>> in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. >>> Includes >>> >>> a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " >>> >>> 9. Divorced Barbie. >>> Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's >>> boat. >>> >>> 10. Recovery Barbie. >>> Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. >>> Now >>> she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's >>> going >>> to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and a >>> six-pack of Diet Coke. >>> >>> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. >>> This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts >>> things, >>> and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch >>> watching >>> the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and Kleenex. >>> As >>> a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " is >>> included. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> ------------------------------------ >>> >>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 What is your telespace name? Becky Barbie series >>>> >>>> 1. Bifocals Barbie. >>>> Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild >>>> colors >>>> (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and >>>> Martha >>>> >>>> Living. >>>> >>>> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. >>>> Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny >>>> drops >>>> >>>> of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and >>>> tiny >>>> tissues. >>>> >>>> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. >>>> As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with >>>> teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. >>>> >>>> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. >>>> Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good >>>> news >>>> >>>> on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. >>>> >>>> 5. Bunion Barbie. >>>> Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their >>>> toll >>>> on >>>> >>>> Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone and >>>> plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. >>>> >>>> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. >>>> Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin >>>> Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting >>>> cosmetics. >>>> >>>> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. >>>> All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie >>>> dusts >>>> off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes >>>> with >>>> minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut >>>> holes >>>> and >>>> >>>> fruit punch. >>>> >>>> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. >>>> It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her personal >>>> trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're >>>> hopping >>>> >>>> in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. >>>> Includes >>>> >>>> a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " >>>> >>>> 9. Divorced Barbie. >>>> Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's >>>> boat. >>>> >>>> 10. Recovery Barbie. >>>> Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. >>>> Now >>>> she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's >>>> going >>>> to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and >>>> a >>>> six-pack of Diet Coke. >>>> >>>> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. >>>> This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts >>>> things, >>>> and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch >>>> watching >>>> the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and >>>> Kleenex. >>>> As >>>> a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " is >>>> included. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> ------------------------------------ >>>> >>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Lora In Michigan and I have a little squeaky animal on my greeting. Barbie series >>>>> >>>>> 1. Bifocals Barbie. >>>>> Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild >>>>> colors >>>>> (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and >>>>> Martha >>>>> >>>>> Living. >>>>> >>>>> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. >>>>> Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny >>>>> drops >>>>> >>>>> of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and >>>>> tiny >>>>> tissues. >>>>> >>>>> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. >>>>> As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available >>>>> with >>>>> teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. >>>>> >>>>> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. >>>>> Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. >>>>> Good >>>>> news >>>>> >>>>> on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. >>>>> >>>>> 5. Bunion Barbie. >>>>> Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their >>>>> toll >>>>> on >>>>> >>>>> Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone >>>>> and >>>>> plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. >>>>> >>>>> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. >>>>> Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin >>>>> Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting >>>>> cosmetics. >>>>> >>>>> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. >>>>> All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie >>>>> dusts >>>>> off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. Comes >>>>> with >>>>> minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut >>>>> holes >>>>> and >>>>> >>>>> fruit punch. >>>>> >>>>> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. >>>>> It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her >>>>> personal >>>>> trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're >>>>> hopping >>>>> >>>>> in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. >>>>> Includes >>>>> >>>>> a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " >>>>> >>>>> 9. Divorced Barbie. >>>>> Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's >>>>> boat. >>>>> >>>>> 10. Recovery Barbie. >>>>> Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. >>>>> Now >>>>> she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's >>>>> going >>>>> to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book and >>>>> a >>>>> six-pack of Diet Coke. >>>>> >>>>> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. >>>>> This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts >>>>> things, >>>>> and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch >>>>> watching >>>>> the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and >>>>> Kleenex. >>>>> As >>>>> a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " is >>>>> included. >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> ------------------------------------ >>>>> >>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 10, 2011 Report Share Posted September 10, 2011 Oh yeah! LOL! Becky Barbie series >>>>>> >>>>>> 1. Bifocals Barbie. >>>>>> Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild >>>>>> colors >>>>>> (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and >>>>>> Martha >>>>>> >>>>>> Living. >>>>>> >>>>>> 2. Hot Flash Barbie. >>>>>> Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while >>>>>> tiny >>>>>> drops >>>>>> >>>>>> of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and >>>>>> tiny >>>>>> tissues. >>>>>> >>>>>> 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. >>>>>> As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available >>>>>> with >>>>>> teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. >>>>>> >>>>>> 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. >>>>>> Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. >>>>>> Good >>>>>> news >>>>>> >>>>>> on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. >>>>>> >>>>>> 5. Bunion Barbie. >>>>>> Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their >>>>>> toll >>>>>> on >>>>>> >>>>>> Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with the pumice stone >>>>>> and >>>>>> plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. >>>>>> >>>>>> 6. No-More-Wrinkles Barbie. >>>>>> Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin >>>>>> Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age-blasting >>>>>> cosmetics. >>>>>> >>>>>> 7. Soccer Mom Barbie. >>>>>> All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie >>>>>> dusts >>>>>> off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken, Jr.. >>>>>> Comes >>>>>> with >>>>>> minivan in robin-egg blue or white and cooler filled with doughnut >>>>>> holes >>>>>> and >>>>>> >>>>>> fruit punch. >>>>>> >>>>>> 8. Mid-life Crisis Barbie. >>>>>> It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Alonzo (her >>>>>> personal >>>>>> trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're >>>>>> hopping >>>>>> >>>>>> in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B & B. >>>>>> Includes >>>>>> >>>>>> a real tape of " Breaking Up Is Hard to Do. " >>>>>> >>>>>> 9. Divorced Barbie. >>>>>> Sells for$ 199.99. Comes with Ken's house, Ken's Corvette, and Ken's >>>>>> boat. >>>>>> >>>>>> 10. Recovery Barbie. >>>>>> Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. >>>>>> Now >>>>>> she does Twelve Steps instead of dance steps. Clean and sober, she's >>>>>> going >>>>>> to meetings religiously.. Comes with a little copy of The Big Book >>>>>> and >>>>>> a >>>>>> six-pack of Diet Coke. >>>>>> >>>>>> 11. Post-Menopausal Barbie. >>>>>> This Barbie wets her pants when she sneezes, forgets where she puts >>>>>> things, >>>>>> and cries a lot. She is sick and tired of Ken sitting on the couch >>>>>> watching >>>>>> the tube, clicking through the channels. Comes with Depends and >>>>>> Kleenex. >>>>>> As >>>>>> a bonus this year, the book " Getting In Touch with Your Inner Self " >>>>>> is >>>>>> included. >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------------ >>>>>> >>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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