PS: EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

[Guest guest]

JUST A REMINDER THAT--

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3 . He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his MotherWas sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

G. UIP/IPF 5/07 AZ

[Guest guest]

Thanks, . A good hearty laugh early Sunday morning is good medicine. Jack79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine

PS: EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

JUST A REMINDER THAT--

EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother

2. He liked Gospel

3 . He didn't get a fair trial

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1.He went into his father's business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his MotherWas sure He was God

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with His hands

2. He had wine with His meals

3. He used olive oil

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut His hair

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

3. He started a new religion

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:

1. He was at peace with nature

2. He ate a lot of fish

3. He talked about the Great Spirit

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.

G. UIP/IPF 5/07 AZ