Guest guest Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 *~MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD~* 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' *'Yes. What can I do for you?'* *'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil ...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'* *'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'* *The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. * *Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. * *'Hey, Virgil! This here's 'Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'* *'Yeah!'* *'Did they chop your firewood?* *'Yep!'* *'Happy Birthday, buddy!'* (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun )* Love and Prayers, Peggy IPF 2004, Florida"Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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