Guest guest Posted November 11, 2000 Report Share Posted November 11, 2000 Hi guys! Here is another one that I got from one of my friends This is a good one! Lots of Love Glenda Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Joe tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. ----?? After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, " I thought I told you to be quiet. " Jerry replies, " Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I didn't make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more! " _______________________________________________________ Tired of slow Internet? Get @Home Broadband Internet http://www.home.com/xinbox/signup.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 12, 2000 Report Share Posted November 12, 2000 Glenda, Thanks for all the great posts, especially this one. Hugs, Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: " eyeoreluv@... " > Hi guys! > Here is another one that I got from one of my friends > This is a good one! > Lots of Love > Glenda > > > Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe > has hunted all his life. When they get to the woods, Joe > tells Jerry to sit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a > deer stand. ----?? > > After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears a > blood-curdling scream. He rushes back to Jerry and yells, > " I thought I told you to be quiet. " > > Jerry replies, " Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawled over > me, I didn't make a sound. When that bear was breathing down my neck, I > didn't make a peep. But when those > two chipmunks crawled up my pants leg and said, 'Should we > take them with us or eat them here?' I couldn't keep quiet any more! " > > > > > > _______________________________________________________ > Tired of slow Internet? Get @Home Broadband Internet > http://www.home.com/xinbox/signup.html > > > > DISCLAIMER!! > WE ARE NOT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS, THEREFORE ANY INFORMATION THAT IS RECEIVED HERE IS FROM EXPERIENCE ONLY. PLEASE CONSULT WITH YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE TRYING ANYTHING THAT IS SUGGESTED. WE ARE NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR YOUR PHYSICIAN AND ARE NOT TRYING TO BE. REMEMBER EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND TREATMENT MAYBE DIFFERENT FOR MANY OF US. THANK YOU > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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