Re: Gale, Sher, Beth and all...........

[Guest guest]

Wow, my HUGE mistake! I've gotten so many jokes about Barack Obama, my meager brain read it that way! Just a few days ago I had to put someone on my spam file for all those mean jokes!

I wish I could send a picture of me looking really Stupid! Problem is, they all look that way.

Again, I'm so sorry, and if you guys want to fire me, go ahead! (this looks close)

TerryTerry Pennisi 11/07 IPF Nevada

From: gale17444aol (DOT) com <gale17444aol (DOT) com>Subject: Genie StoryTo: Breathe-Support@ yahoogroups. comDate: Friday, July 11, 2008, 1:59 PM

Subject: The female genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'

Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of- a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'

The shocked genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.'

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, 'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

' The annoyed genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good

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[Guest guest]

Terry,

Oh goodness forget about it...now I understand your comments. Who doesn't make mistakes? I usually have to apologize to someone by noon just about every day. LOL

Beth

Age 48 Fibrotic NSIP 06/06

Change everything. Love and Forgive

The female genie

While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, 'Master, may I grant you one wish?'

Osama responded, 'You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of- a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything.'

The shocked genie said, 'Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.'

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, 'Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.

' The annoyed genie said, 'So be it!' and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good

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[Guest guest]

Shoot, by the time I get ready to apologize I forget what for....  OD remember. Love and Prayers, Peggy   IPF  2004,  Florida"Worry looks around, Sorry looks back,  Faith looks up."

[Guest guest]



No big deal Ter....as I said, there's room for all of us, and our opinions. This cleared up so quickly just by a few "talking it over".....Next time it will no doubt be my number nine in my mouth. I only open my mouth to change feet!

MamaSher, age 69. IPF 3-06, OR./ NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there!

Re: Gale, Sher, Beth and all...........

Shoot, by the time I get ready to apologize I forget what for.... �OD remember.

Love and Prayers, Peggy ��

IPF �2004, �Florida

"Worry looks around,

�Sorry looks back,

��Faith looks up."