Guest guest Posted July 20, 2008 Report Share Posted July 20, 2008 ---:>> For all of you folks who may be watching your food intake, as I am, > this is very interesting! P> > > *Subject:* Re : God & Satan>> */In /**/the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, > cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all > kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.>> Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and > Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, > 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolatechips'. And > lo they gained 10 pounds.>> And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure > that man found so fair.>> And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the > cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.>> So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue > Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman > unfastened their belts following the repast.>> God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in > which to cook them'.>> And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped > lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own > platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.>> Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming > with potassium and good nutrition.>> Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre > into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious > quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth > running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.>> And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would > not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and > cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging > suits.>> Then God gave le an beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and > still satisfy his appetite.>> And Satan created Mcs and the 99 cent double cheeseburger. Then > Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes,and > super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man andWoman went > into cardiac arrest.>> God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.>> And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health > Service.> /*> /THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION/>> */After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the > final word on nutrition and health.:>> 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.> 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.> 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks > than us.> 4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer > heart attacks than us.> 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer > fewer heart attacks than us.> 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and > suffer fewer heart attacks than us>> CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is > apparently what kills you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 , After years of fighting fat, I am now taking a drug to stimulate my appetite. I would gladly exchange this horrible nausea for 50 pounds any day. By the way, I loved this. Hugs, Joyce D.Pulmonary Fibrosis 1997 Bronchiectasis 2004 Pulmonary Hypertension 2008 Mixed Connective Tissue Disease (Lupus, RA, Sjogren's, etc) Rejected for Transplant 2006 .....I will not forget you. Behold, I have engraved you on the palm of my hands. Isaiah 49: 15-16>> > > > > ---:> >> > For all of you folks who may be watching your food intake, as I am, > > this is very interesting! P> > > > > > *Subject:* Re : God & Satan> >> > */In /**/the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, > > cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all > > kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.> >> > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and > > Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, > > 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate> chips'. And > > lo they gained 10 pounds.> >> > And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure > > that man found so fair.> >> > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the > > cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14.> >> > So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue > > Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman > > unfastened their belts following the repast.> >> > God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in > > which to cook them'.> >> > And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter-dipped > > lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own > > platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof.> >> > Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming > > with potassium and good nutrition.> >> > Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre > > into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious > > quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth > > running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds.> >> > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would > > not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and > > cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging > > suits.> >> > Then God gave le an beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and > > still satisfy his appetite.> >> > And Satan created Mcs and the 99 cent double cheeseburger. Then > > Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes,> and > > super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and> Woman went > > into cardiac arrest.> >> > God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery.> >> > And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health > > Service.> > /*> > /THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION/> >> > */After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the > > final word on nutrition and health.:> >> > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.> > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.> > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks > > than us.> > 4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer > > heart attacks than us.> > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer > > fewer heart attacks than us.> > 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and > > suffer fewer heart attacks than us> >> > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is > > apparently what kills you.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted July 21, 2008 Report Share Posted July 21, 2008 STARTED MY DAY RIGHT OFF HERE ! HAHAHHA MARY LOU IPF '02 > > > > > > ---: > > > > For all of you folks who may be watching your food intake, as I am, > > this is very interesting! P > > > > > > *Subject:* Re : God & Satan > > > > */In /**/the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, > > cauliflower and spinach, with green, yellow and red vegetables of all > > kinds so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. > > > > Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Dairy Ice Cream and > > Magnums. And Satan said, 'You want hot fudge with that? And Man said, > > 'Yes!' And Woman said, 'I'll have one too with chocolate > chips'. And > > lo they gained 10 pounds. > > > > And God created the healthy yoghurt that woman might keep the figure > > that man found so fair. > > > > And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat and sugar from the > > cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 12 to size 14. > > > > So God said, 'Try my fresh green salad'. And Satan presented Blue > > Cheese dressing and garlic croutons on the side. And Man and Woman > > unfastened their belts following the repast. > > > > God then said 'I have sent you healthy vegetables and olive oil in > > which to cook them'. > > > > And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut king prawns, butter- dipped > > lobster chunks and chicken fried steak, so big it needed its own > > platter, and Man's cholesterol went through the roof. > > > > Then God brought forth the potato; naturally low in fat and brimming > > with potassium and good nutrition. > > > > Then Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy centre > > into chips and deep-fried them in animal fats adding copious > > quantities of salt. And Man put on more pounds. God then brought forth > > running shoes so that his Children might lose those extra pounds. > > > > And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control so Man would > > not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and > > cried before the flickering light and started wearing stretch jogging > > suits. > > > > Then God gave le an beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and > > still satisfy his appetite. > > > > And Satan created Mcs and the 99 cent double cheeseburger. Then > > Satan said 'You want fries with that?' and Man replied, 'Yes, > and > > super size 'em'. And Satan said, 'It is good.' And Man and > Woman went > > into cardiac arrest. > > > > God sighed ......... and created quadruple by-pass surgery. > > > > And then ............ Satan chuckled and created the National Health > > Service. > > /* > > /THE FINAL WORD ON NUTRITION/ > > > > */After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the > > final word on nutrition and health.: > > > > 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > > 2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us. > > 3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks > > than us. > > 4.. Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer > > heart attacks than us. > > 5. Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer > > fewer heart attacks than us. > > 6. The French eat foie-gras, full fat cheese and drink red wine and > > suffer fewer heart attacks than us > > > > CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is > > apparently what kills you. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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