Re: Re: Ten Net Commandments

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Huh? Oh, jocularity! Ha-Ha-Ha. oops, Ah mean, uh, LOL or LMAO. Goodeth ideas all.

(Thet thars funny, i don't kere who ya R) Ah prefer coin to cash, though, it let's ya know its thar, and makes ya remembr to wear a belt, so's the moon don't come out in the daytime ;>)

From: <knightsintention@...>Subject: [] Re: Ten Net Commandments Date: Thursday, June 12, 2008, 10:46 PM

I hadth come to make a new law, not in doing away with the old.I have dideth all that was told and you doeth well to follow the lawof it, yet doeth now the new law, use cash, throw outath thoucomputer, and breath freshest of air.Beliveth on me and my words and thou shalt be setteth free and see theSun coming in all his glory, sitting on the rightest hand of that bigtree there.>> <Elliemiser@ ...>> *Subject:* Ten Net Commandments> > *Can you tell me what the Ten Net Commandments are? *> > **> 1.) Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.> > 2.) Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address orsocial> security number on the Internet, nor

shalt thou post anyone else's.> > 3.) Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.> > 4.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing anantivirus,> nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.> > 5.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing afirewall.> > 6.) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank> routing number, nor his social security number.> > 7.) Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny> padlock icon on thy status bar.> > 8.) Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.> > 9.) Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.> > 10.) Thou shalt not use "password" as thy password, nor thybirthday, nor> thy children' names.> > >

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