Re: Ten Net Commandments

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I hadth come to make a new law, not in doing away with the old.

I have dideth all that was told and you doeth well to follow the law

of it, yet doeth now the new law, use cash, throw outath thou

computer, and breath freshest of air.

Beliveth on me and my words and thou shalt be setteth free and see the

Sun coming in all his glory, sitting on the rightest hand of that big

tree there.

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> <Elliemiser@...>

> *Subject:* Ten Net Commandments

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> *Can you tell me what the Ten Net Commandments are? *

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> 1.) Thou shalt not buy merchandise found in pop up ads or spam.

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> 2.) Thou shalt not post thy e-mail address, phone number, address or

social

> security number on the Internet, nor shalt thou post anyone else's.

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> 3.) Thou shalt not forget to update thy Windows every second Tuesday.

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> 4.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing an

antivirus,

> nor shalt thou begin a scan without checking for updates.

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> 5.) Thou shalt not connect to the Internet without installing a

firewall.

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> 6.) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's credit card number, nor his bank

> routing number, nor his social security number.

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> 7.) Thou shalt not enter thy credit card number without seeing the tiny

> padlock icon on thy status bar.

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> 8.) Thou shalt not reply to the e-mail from the Nigerian banker.

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> 9.) Thou shalt not forward chain letters to thy friends and family.

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> 10.) Thou shalt not use " password " as thy password, nor thy

birthday, nor

> thy children' names.

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