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A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

He said, "Today in church I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach.

Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whtever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out CROSS. Immediately the congregation started singing in unison "The Old Rugged Cross."

The pastor hollered out GRACE. The congragation began to sing "Amazing Grace how sweet the sound."

The PASTOR called out POWER. The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood."

The Pastor said SEX. The congregation fell into total silence. Everyone was in shock. They nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing

"PRECIOUS MEMORIES." Jack79/IPF - UIP/dx06/05 Maine

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