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Subject: 2 tough questions

> Question 1:>>>> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three>>who>> were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had>> syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?>>>>>> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.>>>>>> Question 2:>> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.>> Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote>> for?>>>>>> Candidate

A.>>>> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist>> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10>> martinis a day.>>>>>> Candidate B.>>>> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in>> college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.>>>>>> Candidate C>>>> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, >> drinks>>an>> occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.>>>>>>>> Which of these candidates would be our

choice?>>>>>>>> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Candidate A is lin D. Roosevelt.>> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.>> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.>>>>>>>>>>>> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:>>>> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.>>>>>>>>>>>> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging>>someone.>>>>>> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep

reading..>>>>>>>>>>>> Never be afraid to try something new.>>>>>>>> Remember:>>>> Amateurs...built the ark.>> Professionals...built the Titanic>>>>>>>>>> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a >> little>>more>> than 500 employees and has the following statistics:>>>> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse>> * 7 have been arrested for fraud>> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks>> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses>>

* 3 have done time for assault>> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit>> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges>> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting>> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits>> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...>>>>>>>> Can you guess which organization this is?>>>>>>>> Give up yet?>>>>>>>> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.>>>> The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year>>designed to>> keep the rest of us in

line.>>>>>> HAVE A NICE DAY---

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Oh, and I don't believe Churchill drank a quart of whiskey. I understand that he drank a whole lot more!

Love Ze xx>> > > > > This really makes you think----what the heck is going on???> > G. UIP/IPF 5/07 AZ.> > > #yiv965734730 DIV {> MARGIN:0px;}> > > > > > > > > Subject: 2 tough questions> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Question 1:> >>> >> If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three> >>who> >> were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had> >> syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?> >>> >>> >> Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.> >>> > >>> >> Question 2:> >> It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.> >> Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote> >> for?> >>> >>> >> Candidate A.> >>> >> Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist> >> He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10> >> martinis a day.> >>> >>> >> Candidate B.> >>> >> He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in> >> college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.> >>> >>> >> Candidate C> >>> >> He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, > >> drinks> >>an> >> occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.> >>> >>> >>> >> Which of these candidates would be our choice?> >>> >>> >>> >> Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response..> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> Candidate A is lin D. Roosevelt.> >> Candidate B is Winston Churchill.> >> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:> >>> >> If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging> >>someone.> >>> >>> >> Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> Never be afraid to try something new.> >>> >>> >>> >> Remember:> >>> >> Amateurs...built the ark.> >> Professionals...built the Titanic> >>> >>> >>> >>> >> And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a > >> little> >>more> >> than 500 employees and has the following statistics:> >>> >> * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse> >> * 7 have been arrested for fraud> >> * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks> >> * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses> >> * 3 have done time for assault> >> * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit> >> * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges> >> * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting> >> * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits> >> * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...> >>> >>> >>> >> Can you guess which organization this is?> >>> >>> >>> >> Give up yet?> >>> >>> >>> >> It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.> >>> >> The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year> >>designed to> >> keep the rest of us in line.> >>> >>> >> HAVE A NICE DAY---> G.> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------> >>> >>> >>No virus found in this incoming message.> >>Checked by AVG.> >>Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.9/1417 - Release Date: 5/6/2008> >>8:07 AM> >> >> > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------> > > No virus found in this incoming message.> Checked by AVG.> Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.9/1419 - Release Date: 5/7/2008 > 7:46 AM> > > > > > No virus found in this incoming message.> Checked by AVG.> Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.4/1395 - Release Date: 4/24/2008 > 7:24 AM> > > --> I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users.> It has removed 29 spam emails to date.> Paying users do not have this message in their emails.> Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len>