Re: Fw: The Rabbitt and the Blonde

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Thanks for the laugh tonight!

Irene

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> & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp; & nbsp;A man

is driving along a highway

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> And sees a rabbit jump out

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> Across the middle of the road.

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> He swerves to avoid hitting it,

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> But unfortunately

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> The rabbit jumps right in front of the car.

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> The driver,

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> A sensitive man as well as an animal lover,

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> Pulls over and gets out to see

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> What has become of the rabbit.

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> Much to his dismay,

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> The rabbit is dead.

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> The driver feels so awful

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> That he begins to cry.

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> A beautiful blonde woman

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> Driving down the highway

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> Sees a man crying on the

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> Side of the road

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> And pulls over.

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> She steps out of the car

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> And asks the man what's wrong.

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> " I feel terrible, " !

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> He explains,

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> " I accidentally hit this rabbit

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> And killed it. "

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> The blonde says,

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> " Don't worry. "

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> She runs to her car

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> And pulls out a spray can.

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> She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,

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> Bends down,

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> And sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

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> The rabbit jumps up,

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> Waves its paw at the two of them

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> And hops off down the road.

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> Ten feet away the rabbit stops,

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> Turns around and waves again,

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> He hops down the road another 10 feet,

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> Turns and waves, hops another ten feet,

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> Turns and waves,

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> And repeats this again and again and again,

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> Until he hops out of sight.

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> The man is astonished.

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> He runs over to the woman and demands,

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> " What is in that can?

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> What did you spray on that rabbit? "

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> The woman turns the can around

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> So that the man can read the label.

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> It says..

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> (Are you ready for this?)

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> (Are you sure?)

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> (This is bad!)

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> (It's definitely a Blonde Joke!)

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> (You know you could just click off

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> And not read the punch line....)

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> (You can still delete it)

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> (You know you're gonna be sorry)

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> (Last chance)

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> (OK, here it is)

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> It says,

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> " Hair Spray -

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> Restores life to dead hair,

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> And adds permanent wave. "

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> Happy Easter!!!

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