Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 Where are you finding your hitmen? I can never get a good price . . . How about: 4) Thou shalt honour thine own opinions and perceptions. 5) Thou shalt find your own meaning in life beyond whatever thy nada ascribes. 6) Thou shalt share thy life with dear friends who offer thee more support than thy crazy relatives. 7) Thou shalt neither be guilted, nor guilt others. 8) Thou shalt chart a new course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 Not so sure you can flush a phone w/o plumbing consequences - after all, some places won't even let you flush a tampon. Ha ha good list. On Tue, Nov 2, 2010 at 6:11 AM, psyclone47@... wrote: > > > Where are you finding your hitmen? I can never get a good price . . . > > How about: > > 4) Thou shalt honour thine own opinions and perceptions. > 5) Thou shalt find your own meaning in life beyond whatever thy nada > ascribes. > 6) Thou shalt share thy life with dear friends who offer thee more support > than thy crazy relatives. > 7) Thou shalt neither be guilted, nor guilt others. > 8) Thou shalt chart a new course. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 9) Thou shalt not share everything with Nada. Anything you say, can and will be used against you. 10) Thou shalt not 'cash in thine favors' on her behalf. 11) Thou shalt not thrown thineself down her empty well of need. She will get those needs met, without you. 12) Thou shalt not have any expectations. 13) Thou shalt own thine tragic past and find a way to make the bizarro lessons learned work for you. 14) Thou shalt hold true to thineself and dance in thine own light. Lynnette > > > > > > > Where are you finding your hitmen? I can never get a good price . . . > > > > How about: > > > > 4) Thou shalt honour thine own opinions and perceptions. > > 5) Thou shalt find your own meaning in life beyond whatever thy nada > > ascribes. > > 6) Thou shalt share thy life with dear friends who offer thee more support > > than thy crazy relatives. > > 7) Thou shalt neither be guilted, nor guilt others. > > 8) Thou shalt chart a new course. > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 Number 9 has always been first on my list. Here are a few more: 15. Thou shalt never waste time, energy or much money on a gift for nada for it will never be appreciated. 16. Thou shalt not apologize to one who has never apologized to you. 17. Thou shalt never let them see you sweat. K > > > > > > > > > > > Where are you finding your hitmen? I can never get a good price . . . > > > > > > How about: > > > > > > 4) Thou shalt honour thine own opinions and perceptions. > > > 5) Thou shalt find your own meaning in life beyond whatever thy nada > > > ascribes. > > > 6) Thou shalt share thy life with dear friends who offer thee more support > > > than thy crazy relatives. > > > 7) Thou shalt neither be guilted, nor guilt others. > > > 8) Thou shalt chart a new course. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 very true - perhaps I could wait til I visited nada and flush it down her toilet! She was always very paranoid about the septic tanks and made dad dig them up every few years to check they were ok. > > Not so sure you can flush a phone w/o plumbing consequences - after all, > some places won't even let you flush a tampon. Ha ha good list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 I think I saw one in the local paper Tradesmen listing. Until recently, nada and dishrag dad ran a small diner in Tasmania - in a little town where everyone knows everyone. She accused the baker of poisoning her bread and pouring chemicals down the stormwater drains to try to kill her, she accused almost every business there of stealing her customers. Being a rural area, they all have guns. I reckon they be so desperate to get rid of her they might even do it for a carton of beer... so tempting... > > Where are you finding your hitmen? I can never get a good price . . . > > How about: > > 4) Thou shalt honour thine own opinions and perceptions. > 5) Thou shalt find your own meaning in life beyond whatever thy nada ascribes. > 6) Thou shalt share thy life with dear friends who offer thee more support than thy crazy relatives. > 7) Thou shalt neither be guilted, nor guilt others. > 8) Thou shalt chart a new course. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 2, 2010 Report Share Posted November 2, 2010 Thou will not believe a damn thing nada says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Thou shalt see Nada as a vessel to get them to Earth. Thou shalt leave the past behind and live in perfect peace. Thou shalt finally feel new birth Finally tell old memories to cease............ > > Thou will not believe a damn thing nada says. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Septic tanks. . . oh boy did my parents ever have issues with those - digging htem up, yep! > > > > Thou shalt see Nada as a vessel to get them to Earth. > Thou shalt leave the past behind and live in perfect peace. > Thou shalt finally feel new birth > Finally tell old memories to cease............ > > > > > > > Thou will not believe a damn thing nada says. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Choose ye this day whom you will serve. If it is nada, you re screwed! > > Very serious stuff. > > 1. Thou shalt not murder thy nada, regarless of how cheap a hitman may be.... > > 2. Thou shalt give more attention and love to thy family and partner than to the ungrateful nutbar who begat you. > > 3. Swearing and cursing is acceptable if nadas number comes up on the phone. So is throwing the phone at the wall. Or flushing it. > > You guys got more? > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Thou shalt never look Nada in the eye, lest you be drawn deep into her bottomless pit of madness. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Don't know what number we're on... Thou shalt let thine yes be yes and thine no be no. No reasons, excuses or explanations for they will be seen as signs of weakness. Thou shalt forgive yourself your own shortcomings, celebrate your successes and cut yourself some slack, for thou wert raised by a nuckin fut. Thou shalt do all that is necessary to protect thine own offspring from the nuckin fut who spawned you, including emigrating to another country, squealing on a criminal so you can join Witness Protection and/or telling your nuckin fut parent said child was abducted by aliens. Thou shalt maintain a sense of humor, albeit a sick one. Thou shalt always remember that you are not your parent; you have choices and you can be your own person always. > > Thou shalt never look Nada in the eye, lest you be drawn deep into her bottomless pit of madness. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 I'm really liking this continuing list of KO Commandments, everyone's contribution is a gem; I'm particularly able to relate to " Thou shalt maintain a sense of humor, albeit a sick one. " Humor has been a lifesaver for me on many occasions. If I can remember to do it, I'll look for the old link to the fake magazine ads I created for my fantasy products: the " NoMoBPD Training Neclace for women " and the " NoMoNPD Training Necktie for men " . (based on the " no bark " training collars for dogs, that give them a little electric " pinch " when they bark.) -Annie > > > > Thou shalt never look Nada in the eye, lest you be drawn deep into her bottomless pit of madness. > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted November 3, 2010 Report Share Posted November 3, 2010 Great thread! Thou shalt learn to soothe and avoid physical, mental and emotional pain, rejecting at all times any claim from thy nada that the pain isn't real or that she is entitled to make you feel pain. Thou shalt eat when hungry, sleep when tired, and keep warm, comfortable, clean and dry. Thou shalt actively pursue true joy. --Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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