Guest guest Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 Steve.....Aren't these funny though? Rich and I get our daily giggles over headlines in the paper! Stay sweet! MamaSher, age 69. IPF 3-06, OR./ NasturtiumsDon't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! Fw: FW: Headlines Steve 60 from WA IPF 2006 Parkinsons 2008 Alzheimers 2008 To: SVWILSONMSN (DOT) COMCC: willywonton1Subject: Fw: FW: HeadlinesDate: Sun, 29 Jun 2008 04:14:22 -0700 ----- Forwarded Message ----- ---------- Forwarded Message ---------- Headlines Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day. nih Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says No, really? Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that's taking things a bit far! Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! Miners Refuse to Work after Death No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's! Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant See if that works any better than a fair trial! War Dims Hope for Peace I can see where it might have that effect! If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Who would have thought! Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide They may be on to something! Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?! Oklahoma's construction program! Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge He probably IS the battery charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren't they fat enough?! Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft That's what he gets for eating those beans! Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Do they taste like chicken? Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Chainsaw Massacre all over again! Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Did I read that right? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day! Gas prices getting you down? Search AOL Autos for fuel-efficient used cars.____________________________________________________________ Live the good life! Click now for great retirement planning assistance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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