Fwd:Why we love children

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Hi guys these are really cute.

Lots of Love

Glenda

Why we love children

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes

later... " Da-ad... " " What? " " I'm thirsty. Can you bring

me a drink of water? " " No. You had your chance. Lights out. "

Five minutes later: " Da-aaaad... " " WHAT? " " I'm THIRSTY.

Can I have a drink of water?? " " I told you NO! If you ask

again, I'll have to spank you!! "

Five minutes later... " Daaaa-aaaad... " " WHAT??!! "

" When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a

drink of water? "

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An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into

mischief, finally asked him, " How do you expect to get

into Heaven? "

The boy thought it over and said, " Well, I'll just run in

and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St.

says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!' "

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother

was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn

off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,

" Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight? " The mother smiled

and gave him a reassuring hug. " I can't, dear, " She said.

" I have to sleep in Daddy's room. " A long silence was

broken at last by his shaky little voice: " The big sissy. "

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A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the

first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the

choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles. All was

quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice,

" Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you... "

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" It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for

the children's sermon, " and all the children were invited to

come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly

pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over

and said to her, " That is a very pretty dress. Is it your

Easter dress? " The little girl replied, directly into the

pastor's clip-on microphone, " Yes, and my Mom says it's

a bitch to iron. "

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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the

playground, Ms. stopped to gently reprove the child.

Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, " Bobby,

when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces,

it would freeze and I would stay like that. " Bobby looked

up and replied, " Well, Ms. , you can't say you weren't

warned. "

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