Re: Vanilla Pudding Robbery

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LOL. YUCK. that was a good one.

thanks,

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Debra v.

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Vanilla Pudding Robbery

This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in

The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2.

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at

disabling the security system got underway immediately. The

robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with

cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes

throughout the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's combination, and inside they

found only a small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape system, one robber said, " At least we'll

have a bit to eat. "

The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla

pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,

all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with

nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The

newspaper headline read:

" IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING " ....