Installing Love

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Installing Love

Tech Support: Yes, how can I help you?

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can

you guide me through the process?

Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready- What do I do

first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your

Heart?

Customer: Yes, but there are several other programs running now.

Is it okay to install Love while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ?

Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment

running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current

operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer

disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a

module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn

off Grudge and Resentment. Those programs prevent Love from being properly

installed. Can you turn those off?

Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do

this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been

completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need

to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, ' Error - Program

not run on external components' What should I do?

Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run

on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart.

In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can

Love others.

Customer : So, what should I do?

Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files:

Forgive-Self; Realize your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.

Customer: Okay, done.

Tech Support: Now, copy them to the 'My Heart' directory. The system will

overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also,

you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your

Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back

Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is

playing on my monitor and Peace and Contentment are copying themselves all over

My Heart. Is this normal?

Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually

everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One

more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its

various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others

and return some cool modules back to you.

Customer: Thank you, God.

God/Tech Support: You're Welcome, Anytime.

Please send this to every one you know.

If you delete that is okay, God's love is not based on emails .

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