Guest guest Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, she said, 'Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila.' Miraculously, a parking place appeared. She looked up again and said, 'Never mind. I found one.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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