Guest guest Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Subject: gottta love this one ! A lady walks into 's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident, and prays that a sales person does not pop up. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a sales representative standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the sales representative greets the lady with, " Good day, Madam. How may we help you today? " Very uncomfortably, and hoping that the sales representative was not there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, " Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet? " He answers, " Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh** Lowhen I tell you the price. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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