JOKE-----The Three Piggys

[Guest guest]

I think we can all relate to this.

The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

" I would like a Sprite, " said the first little piggy.

" I would like a Coke, " said the second little piggy.

" I want water, lots and lots of water, " said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

" I want a nice big steak, " said the first piggy. " I would like the

salad

plate, " said the second piggy. " I want water, lots and lots of water, "

said the

third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the

table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. " I want a banana

split, "

said the first piggy. " I want a root beer float, " said the second piggy.

I want water, lots and lots of water, " exclaimed the third little piggy.

" Pardon me for asking, " said the waiter, " but why have you only ordered

water " ?

The third piggy says -

" Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all

the way home.

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