Dirt Wanted

[Guest guest]

Have you ever been cleaning and say to yourself, " where does all of

this dirt come from " ? Have you ever caught yourself carrying out the

trash and think there must be a better way? Have you ever had a yard

sale and still have to put away all the stuff that didn't sell?

Wouldn't it be great if you could just send it all to me? Hey, I get

trash in the mail everyday, so what else could be new? For all the

paper I receive I could build a " papercrete " home a week.

I will be taking all dirt, tires, sand, pebbles, gravel, paper,

cardboard, bottles, plastics, glass, tiles, left over this, and all

the left over that, and I'm going to build an earthship...maybe

two...or 10.

Earthships? See the videos at: http://essenceofeden.ning.com

Oh yeah, I need enough dirt to create the land to put them on, and

then more dirt to mix for the construction....so, get to cleaning and

vacuuming. If your real nice and want to experience nirvana...I will

let you build it as I tell you how while sitting in the shade sippin

milkshakes and eating cookies.

Imagine the joy you will receive in the hands on doing of building the

future out of dirt and bottles. Imagine how sweet it would be to sweat

knee deep in mud with ALL of you laughing and having fun. And swimming

in the river afterwards to clean off.

I, meanwhile, will meditate where the walls and resources will be put

so you won't have to worry about that. Alignment with the stars and

all, you see.

Oh, and save all your seeds from everything, we'll need them all for

the greenhouses for year round food, well, except for those we share

with " Peacie " for her garden....

Don't make me build an " Ark " out of old tires.

This message is trash, it has been dirty....sniff....sorry....so sorry.

Dirty Grasshopper