Guest guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 This is just a bit of humor and I couldn't resist. Hope you don't mind! Love to all, TerryNote: forwarded message attached.Terry Pennisi 11/07 IPF Nevada Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve atray, because you are dead.Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working underyour vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story ofa Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have theircar break down in the parking lot.The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed thecar in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of peoplenear the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legsprotruding from under the chassis.Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned privateparts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, shedutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, andtucked everything back into place.She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She lookedacross the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had beenstanding idly by.The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Need a new ride? Check out the largest site for U.S. used car listings at AOL Autos. Note: forwarded message attached.Georgia Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Note: forwarded message attached. Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead. Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Hahahahahahaha Brilliant Love Ze xx>> This is just a bit of humor and I couldn't resist. Hope you don't mind!> Love to all,> Terry> > Note: forwarded message attached.> > > Terry Pennisi 11/07 IPF Nevada> > ---------------------------------> Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.> > > > > > > > > > > UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!> If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a> tray, because you are dead.> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under> your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of> a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their> car break down in the parking lot.> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the> car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people> near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs> protruding from under the chassis.> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private> parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she> dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and> tucked everything back into place.> She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked> across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been> standing idly by.> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.> > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------> Need a new ride? Check out the largest site for U.S. used car listings at AOL Autos.> > > Note: forwarded message attached.> > Georgia > > > ---------------------------------> Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.> > > > Note: forwarded message attached.> > ---------------------------------> Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now.> > UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!!> If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a> tray, because you are dead.> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under> your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of> a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their> car break down in the parking lot.> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the> car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people> near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs> protruding from under the chassis.> Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private> parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she> dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and> tucked everything back into place.> She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked> across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been> standing idly by.> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Terry...you're right! Rich and I both laughed right out loud!! Mama-Sher, age 69.IPF 3/06, NSIP 4/08 OR. Don't fret about tomorrow, God is already there! [Norton AntiSpam] UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! This is just a bit of humor and I couldn't resist. Hope you don't mind! Love to all, TerryNote: forwarded message attached.Terry Pennisi 11/07 IPF Nevada Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Terry Joyce could have told you that....oh my.....wonder how she is right now. I'm sure she'd get a laugh out of your topic. > > This is just a bit of humor and I couldn't resist. Hope you don't mind! > Love to all, > Terry > > Note: forwarded message attached. > > > Terry Pennisi 11/07 IPF Nevada > > --------------------------------- > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. > > > > > > > > > > > UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! > If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a > tray, because you are dead. > Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under > your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of > a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their > car break down in the parking lot. > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the > car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people > near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs > protruding from under the chassis. > Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private > parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she > dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and > tucked everything back into place. > She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked > across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been > standing idly by. > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------\ -------- > Need a new ride? Check out the largest site for U.S. used car listings at AOL Autos. > > > Note: forwarded message attached. > > Georgia > > > --------------------------------- > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. > > > > Note: forwarded message attached. > > --------------------------------- > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. > > UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!! > If you don't laugh out loud at this one, call the morgue and reserve a > tray, because you are dead. > Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under > your vehicle...From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of > a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their > car break down in the parking lot. > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the > car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people > near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs > protruding from under the chassis. > Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private > parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she > dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and > tucked everything back into place. > She took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. She looked > across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who had been > standing idly by. > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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