Guest guest Posted June 2, 2001 Report Share Posted June 2, 2001 Get this person OFF this list - she is exploiting it for her own advertising at the end. michael on 6/2/01 1:35 AM, naturalmom@... at naturalmom@... wrote: > A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the > trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to > throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. > > Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he > was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his > head. The farmer said, " Having some problems with them circle flies > there, are ya? " > > The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-- " Well yeah, if > that's what they are-- I never heard of circle flies " . > > So the farmer says-- " Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, > they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling > around the back end of a horse. " > > The trooper says, " Oh, " and goes back to writing the ticket. Then > after a minute he Stops and says, " Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call > me a horse's tush? " > > The farmer says, " Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement > and police officers to even think about calling you a horses tush. " > > The trooper says, " Well, that's a good thing, " and goes back to > writing the ticket. > > After a long pause, the farmer says, " Hard to fool them circle flies though. " > > Kandy > WORK AT HOME! IT JUST MAKES SENSE! > http://www.newera-marketing.com/s/kc20170 > > HOW TO TALK ON YOUR PHONE ALL YOU WANT FOR LESS THAN WHAT > YOU ARE PAYING RIGHT NOW! http://www.cditelecom.com/261301 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest guest Posted July 23, 2008 Report Share Posted July 23, 2008 A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPSTrooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecturethe cowboy about his speeding, and in general began tothrow his weight around to try to make the cowboy feeluncomfortable.Finally, the trooper got around to writing out theticket. As he was doing that, he kept swatting at someflies that were buzzing around his head.The cowboy says, 'Y'all havin' some problem with themcircle flies?'The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Wellyeah, if that's what they're called. But I've neverheard of circle flies.''Well, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies becausethey're almost always found circling around the backend of a horse.'The trooper says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing theticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, 'Areyou callin' me a horse's ass?''No, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'I have too muchrespect for law enforcement to call y'all a horse'sass.''That's a good thing,' the trooper says and goes backto writing the ticket.After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texasdrawl says, 'Hard to fool them flies though'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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