Guest guest Posted April 4, 2008 Report Share Posted April 4, 2008   JOE/JOANIE JOE 59 IPF1/2008 -- worst age to be Date: Fri, 4 Apr 2008 01:08:17 +0000 'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60 year old man. 'You alwaysfeel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there andnothing comes out. 'Ah, that's nothing,' said the 70-year-old man. 'When you're seventy,you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eatbran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out!' 'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all,' 'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old. 'No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all.' 'So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?' 'No, I have one every m orning at 6:30.' Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, 'You pee every morning at 6:00 andcrap every morning at 6:30. So, what's so bad about being 80?' 'I don't wake up until 7:00.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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