Guest guest Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 > AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE > > A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said > that her body hurt wherever she touched it. > 'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.' > The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and > screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even< BR>> more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she > pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched > made her scream. > The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you? > 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' > 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken' > > BLONDE ON THE SUN > > A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The > Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were > the first on the moon!' > The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' > The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their > heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said > The Russian. > To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're > going at night!' Love and Prayers, PeggyIPF 2004, Florida"Worry looks around, Sorry looks back, Faith looks up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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