Guest guest Posted September 9, 2000 Report Share Posted September 9, 2000 In a message dated 9/9/00 2:15:56 AM Pacific Daylight Time, fun@... writes: << *** Bridal Sweet A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. " Congratulations! " says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, " Would you like the bridal then? " " Naw, thanks, " says the cowboy. " I reckon I'll just hold on tight 'til she gets the hang of it. " >> Daily Dose for Saturday, September 09, 2000 Cool Site of the Day -------------------- Fact of the Day --------------- Joke of the Day --------------- Quote of the Day ---------------- Born Today ---------- ******************************************************************* Want Coupons, Free Stuff, Rebates and More? Visit CoolSavings! We've got great deals on everything from CDs and groceries to car insurance - all from your favorite online and neighborhood stores. It's quick, easy and FREE! Privacy is guaranteed. Click here now! http://go.visit-site.com/ibeat/t/coolsavings_090500t.html ******************************************************************* /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ AND IN THIS CORNER... InfoBeat Olympic Boxing Coverage! Sign up today! http://go.visit-site.com/ibeat/c/ibolym_080900c.html Summer Olympic Coverage straight to your desktop. /_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/_/ ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Cool Site of the Day ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Go to SodaPlay.com for the answer to the nagging question - " What do you get when you cross a 3D video game, an erector set, and the psychedelic side of the '60s? " Unlike anything you've ever seen before. www.sodaplay.com ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Fact of the Day ---------------------------------------------------------------------- According to legend, the Italian pasta tortellini was created after a chef caught a glimpse of the love goddess Venus's navel. For more, see www.britannica.com/bcom/original/article/0,5744,11228+2,00.html ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Joke of the Day ---------------------------------------------------------------------- *** Bridal Sweet A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. " Congratulations! " says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, " Would you like the bridal then? " " Naw, thanks, " says the cowboy. " I reckon I'll just hold on tight 'til she gets the hang of it. " For more jokes, click here http://www.Joke-Of-The-Day.com/index.php3?ref=infob ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the Day ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Thought For Today: " Integrity needs no rules. " - Albert Camus, author and philosopher (1913-1960). ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Born Today ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - Actress Jane Greer is 76. - Actor Cliff on is 75. - Jazz musician Elvin is 73. - Actress Sylvia Miles is 68. - R & B singer Luther (The Main Ingredient) is 58. - Singer Inez Foxx is 58. - Singer Dee Dee Sharp is 55. - Singer-musician Preston is 54. - Rock singer-musician Doug Ingle (Iron Butterfly) is 54. - Country singer Freddy Weller is 53. - Football commentator Joe Theismann is 51. - Actor-comedian Keaton is 49. - Actor Tom Wopat is 49. - Actress Cartwright is 48. - Musician-producer Dave (Eurythmics) is 48. - Actor Hugh Grant is 40. - Actor Adam Sandler is 34. - Actor Bennent is 34. - Rock singer Durham (Black Lab) is 32. - Rapper Dray (Das EFX) is 30. - Actress ( " Dawson's Creek " ) is 20. Source: Associated Press ******************************************************************* You don't have to be perfect, you just have to be yourself. Do Good. Mentor a Child. Call 1-877-BE-A-MENTOR. A public service message brought to you by the Ad Council. http://go.visit-site.com/ibeat/t/admentr_060900t.html ******************************************************************* ------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------- If you'd like to subscribe to other InfoBeat products or modify your current settings, visit our web site at http://www.infobeat.com. You are subscribed with e-mail address: [rccolloran@...] Copyright 2000 indimi, inc. All rights reserved. http://infobeat.digilink.net/press_release.html#0608 InfoBeat is a registered trademark of indimi, inc. InfoBeat services are for personal use only. Commercial use or redistribution in any form, printed or electronic, is prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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