Re: Fwd: funny for today ;)

May 26, 2008

Peggy, I'm so glad you're the blonde one >> > > Subject: Fw: Thought you'd get a kick out of this one> > > Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch .> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial > trouble . In> order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to> purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock> > > Upon leaving, t he brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I> decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and > haul> it home . '> > > The brunette arrives at the man's ranch with $600, inspects the > bull, and decides> she wants to buy it . The man tells her that he will sell it for > $599, no> less . After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her> sister a telegram to tell her the news . She walks into the telegraph> office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her> that I've bought a bull for our ranch . I need her to hitch the > trailer> to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home . '> > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then> adds, it will cost 99 cents a word . ' Well, after paying for the > bull,> the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sis ter one> word .> > > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to > send> her the word 'comfortable . '> > > The operator shakes his head . 'How is she ever going to know that you> want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out > here to> haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word> 'comfortable?'> > > The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde . The word is big . > She'll read> it very slowly . . . . 'com-for-da-bul .> > > > > > > > **************> -- This message has been checked by ESVA and is believed to be clean.> > > Attached Message> To: jacqueline ANGLS4JS@...; Tina > stonesoflife@...> Subject: FW: : Thought you'd get a kick out of this one> Date: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:28:48 -0400> > Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch .> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial > trouble . In> order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to> purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock> > > Upon leaving, t he brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I> decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and > haul> it home . '> > > The brunette arrives at the man's r anch with $600, inspects the > bull, and decides> she wants to buy it . The man tells her that he will sell it for > $599, no> less . After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her> sister a telegram to tell her the news . She walks into the telegraph> office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her> that I've bought a bull for our ranch . I need her to hitch the > trailer> to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home . '> > > The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then> adds, it will cost 99 cents a word . ' Well, after paying for the > bull,> the brunette realizes that she'll onl y be able to send her sister one> word .> > > After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to > send> her the word 'comfortable . '> > > The operator shakes his head . 'How is she ever going to know that you> want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out > here to> haul that bull back to your r anch if you send her just the word> 'comfortable?'> > > The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde . The word is big . > She'll read> it very slowly . . . . 'com-for-da-bul .> > > Return-Path: angelasteward@...> Received: from rly-ma02.mx.aol.com (rly-ma02.mail.aol.com > [172.20.116.46]) by> air-ma01.mail.aol.com (v121.4) with ESMTP id > MAILINMA012-893482adaf9299; Wed, 14> May 2008 08:28:48 -0400> Received: from vms048.mailsrvcs.net (vms048pub.verizon.net > [206.46.252.48]) by> rly-ma02.mx.aol.com (v121.5) with ESMTP id > MAILRELAYINMA025-893482adaf9299; Wed,> 14 May 2008 08:28:41 -0400> Received: from [192.168.0.100] ([71.251.161.126])> by vms048.mailsrvcs.net (Sun Java System Messaging Server 6.2-6.01 > (built Apr> 3 2006)) with ESMTPA id 0K0U00E00YNSWFZ6@... for> ANGLS4JS@...; Wed, 14 May 2008 07:28:41 -0500 (CDT)> Date: Wed, 14 May 2008 08:28:48 -0400> Subject: FW: : Thought you'd get a kick out of this one> In-reply-to: 51264.72929.qm@...> To: jacqueline ANGLS4JS@...,> Tina stonesoflife@...> Message-id: MIME-version: 1.0> Content-type: multipart/alternative; boundary=B_3293598529_51340724> User-Agent: Microsoft-Entourage/10.1.6.040913.0> X-AOL-IP: 206.46.252.48> X-AOL-SCOLL-AUTHENTICATION: listenair ; SPF_helo : n> X-AOL-SCOLL-AUTHENTICATION: listenair ; SPF_822_from : +> X-Mailer: Unknown (No Version)> > --B_3293598529_51340724> Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII"> Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit> > >>>> >>> Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family > ranch .> >>> Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial > trouble . In> >>> order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to> >>> purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock> >>>> >>>> >>> Upon leaving, t he brunette tells her sister, 'When I get > there, if I> >>> decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me > and haul> >>> it home . '> >>>> >>>> >>> The brunette arrives at the man's ranch with $600, inspects > the bull, and> >>> decides> >>> she wants to buy it . The man tells her that he will sell it > for $599, no> >>> less . After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to > send her> >>> sister a telegram to tell her the news . She walks into the > telegraph> >>> office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister > telling her> >>> that I've bought a bull for our ranch . I need her to hitch > the trailer> >>> to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home . '> >>>> >>>> >>> The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help > her, then> >>> adds, it will cost 99 cents a word . ' Well, after paying for > the bull,> >>> the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her > sister one> >>> word .> >>>> >>>> >>> After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you > to send> >>> her the word 'comfortable . '> >>>> >>>> >>> The operator shakes his head . 'How is she ever going to know > that you> >>> want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive > out here to> >>> haul that bull back to your r anch if you send her just the word> >>> 'comfortable?'> >>>> >>>> >>> The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde . The word is big . > She'll read> >>> it very slowly . . . . 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