Re: Food for Thought & Laughter

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, my sista from down under...thanks for posting this.

...it made my day end with as chuckle.

How is your niece?

Z fibriotic NSIP/05

Z 64, fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild” PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s

too!!

No, NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter, reader,carousel lover and

MomMom to

Darah

and Sara

“I’m

gonna be

iron like a lion in Zion” Bob Marley

Francis wrote:

Passing

this

on in case it hits the right cord for someone else today…GIO

One day, a farmer's

donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out

what to

do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the

Well needed to be covered up anyway;

It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and

Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began

To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the

Donkey realized what was happening and cried

Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

Quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally

Looked down the well. He was astonished at what

He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his

Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel

Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it

Off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

Stepped up over the edge of the well and

Happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds

Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well

Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of

Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out

Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,

Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less

NOW ...........

Enough of that crap . . The

donkey

later came back,

And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got infected and

The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover

your ass, it always comes back to bite you..

You have two choices...smile and close this

page, or pass this along to someone else to

spread the fun.

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Brilliant >> > > Passing this on in case it hits the right cord for someone else today.GIO> > > > One day, a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.> The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what> to do.> > Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the> Well needed to be covered up anyway; > It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.> > He invited all his neighbours to come over and> Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began> To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the> Donkey realized what was happening and cried> Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he> Quieted down.> > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally> Looked down the well. He was astonished at what> He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his> Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.> He would shake it off and take a step up.> > As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel> Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it> Off and take a step up.> > Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey> Stepped up over the edge of the well and> Happily trotted off!> > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds> Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well> Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of> Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out> Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,> Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.> > Remember the five simple rules to be happy:> > Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.> > Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.> > Live simply and appreciate what you have.> > > > Give more.> > Expect less> > > > > NOW ...........> > > > Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,> > > And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. > > > The gash from the bite got infected and> > > The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.> > > > > MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:> > When you do something wrong, and try to cover> your ass, it always comes back to bite you..> > You have two choices...smile and close this> page, or pass this along to someone else to> spread the fun.>

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Hi ,

Thanks for the chuckles this morning

Irene

---- Original Message ----

To: Breathe-Support

Sent: Tue, 27 May 2008 10:58 pm

Subject: Re: Food for Thought & Laughter

, my sista from down under...thanks for posting this.

...it made my day end with as chuckle.

How is your niece?

Z 64, fibriotic NSIP/o5/PA

And “mild†PH/10/07 and Reynaud’s too!!

No, NSIP was not self-inflicted…I never smoked!

Potter, reader,carousel lover and MomMom to Darah

and Sara

“I’m gonna be iron like a lion in Zion†Bob Marley

Francis wrote:

Passing this on in case it hits the right cord for someone else today…GIO

One day, a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the

Well needed to be covered up anyway;

It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and

Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began

To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the

Donkey realized what was happening and cried

Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he

Quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally

Looked down the well. He was astonished at what

He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his

Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel

Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it

Off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

Stepped up over the edge of the well and

Happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds

Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well

Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of

Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out

Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,

Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.

Expect less

NOW ...........

Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,

And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got infected and

The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover

your ass, it always comes back to bite you..

You have two choices...smile and close this

page, or pass this along to someone else to

spread the fun.

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This was hilarious ! Thanks for the laughs!

Sarcoid/PF 3/2006 California

Food for Thought & Laughter

Passing this on in case it hits the right cord for someone else today…GIO

One day, a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.Finally, he decided the animal was old, and theWell needed to be covered up anyway; It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbours to come over andHelp him. They all grabbed a shovel and beganTo shovel dirt into the well. At first, theDonkey realized what was happening and criedHorribly. Then, to everyone's amazement heQuieted down.A few shovel loads later, the farmer finallyLooked down the well. He was astonished at whatHe saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit hisBack, the donkey was doing something amazing.He would shake it off and take a step up.As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovelDirt on top of the animal,

he would shake itOff and take a step up.Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkeyStepped up over the edge of the well andHappily trotted off!Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kindsOf dirt. The trick to getting out of the wellIs to shake it off and take a step up. Each ofOur troubles is a steppingstone. We can get outOf the deepest wells just by not stopping,Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.Remember the five simple rules to be happy:Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.Live simply and appreciate what you have.

Give more.Expect less

NOW ...........

Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,

And bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.

The gash from the bite got infected and

The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:When you do something wrong, and try to coveryour ass, it always comes back to bite you..You have two choices...smile and close thispage, or pass this along to someone else tospread the fun.

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Oh funny! KZena wrote: Brilliant >> > > Passing this on in case it hits the right cord for someone else today.GIO> > > > One day, a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.> The

animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what> to do.> > Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the> Well needed to be covered up anyway; > It just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.> > He invited all his neighbours to come over and> Help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began> To shovel dirt into the well. At first, the> Donkey realized what was happening and cried> Horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he> Quieted down.> > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally> Looked down the well. He was astonished at what> He saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his> Back, the donkey was doing something amazing.> He would shake it off and take a step up.> > As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel> Dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it> Off and take a step up.>

> Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey> Stepped up over the edge of the well and> Happily trotted off!> > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds> Of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well> Is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of> Our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out> Of the deepest wells just by not stopping,> Never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.> > Remember the five simple rules to be happy:> > Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.> > Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.> > Live simply and appreciate what you have.> > > > Give more.> > Expect less> > > > > NOW ...........> > > > Enough of that crap . . The donkey later came back,> > > And bit the farmer who

had tried to bury him. > > > The gash from the bite got infected and> > > The farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.> > > > > MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:> > When you do something wrong, and try to cover> your ass, it always comes back to bite you..> > You have two choices...smile and close this> page, or pass this along to someone else to> spread the fun.> K Central Il Hubby ipf- 2006 As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord 14