Guest guest Posted March 30, 2000 Report Share Posted March 30, 2000 << When some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital, the allergists voted to scratch it; the dermatologists preferred no rash moves; the gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it; the microsurgeons were thinking along the same vein; the neurologists thought the administration " had a lot of nerve " ; the obstetricians stated they were labouring under a misconception; the ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the orthopedists issued a joint resolution; the parasitologists said, " Well, if you encyst " ; the pathologists yelled, " Over my dead body! " ; the pediatricians said, " Grow up! " ; the proctologists said, " We are in arrears " ; the psychiatrists thought it was madness; the radiologists could see right through it; the internists thought it was a hard pill to swallow; the plastic surgeons said, " This puts a whole new face on the matter " ; the podiatrists thought it was a big step forward; the physiotherapists thought they were being manipulated; the urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water; the anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas; the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no; the audiologists were deaf to the idea. and finally, the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. Needless to say, the idea of contributing to a new wing didn't fly! >> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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