Guest guest Posted July 31, 2001 Report Share Posted July 31, 2001 that is hysterical, thank you!>>> s.coutant@... 07/31/01 01:02AM >>> Subject: Pope Visits NYC > The Pope arrives in NYC for an important UN meeting. His flight is delayed, so he has only 15 minutes to get from JFK > airport to the UN building. A car had of course has been arranged to pick him up -- he is, after all, the Pope. > The Pope tells the driver of his predicament, but the driver says that he will not violate the speed limit. > So the Pope says "OK, OK, get in the back, I'll drive." The Pope floors it, weaving through traffic like a madman. > Inevitably, even for the Pope, he sees flashing lights behind him, and has to pull over. > The officer takes one look in the window, turns pale, and slowly walks back to his squad car. He calls up his superior > officer, and tells him "I just pulled this guy over for speeding, but I can't give him a ticket." > "Well, why not?" > "He's too important" > "Well, who is it? The mayor? Did you pull over the mayor?" > "No, no, no. Much more important than that." > "Well, was it Trump?" > "No, no, no. Much more important than that." > "Was it the president? Please tell me you did not pull over the president of the United States." > "No, no, no. Much more important than that." > By this time, the superior officer is completely flabbergasted. He yelled "Well, then who the hell did you pull over?!" > To which the policeman nervously replied "Well, I don't know, but he's got the Pope for a driver!" > _________ > Thanks, I liked it too. > > Cheers, BSP > > If you do not wish to belong to shydrager, you may unsubscribe by sending a blank email to shydrager-unsubscribe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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