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Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been

collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from

emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the

quote in this email. LOL

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My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

louder. "

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& Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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LOL! I love it!

What is the name of the program that adds these quotes to your e-mail?

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> ,

> Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been

> collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from

> emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the

> quote in this email. LOL

>

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

> louder. "

> --

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

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I'm NOT , but............

There are lots of funny one line quotes here, :

http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/

There are more here and links to many more:

http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/rodney_danger1_4.htm

That should keep you out of trouble for a couple of weeks copying them :-)

Google is your friend. If you type in " Funny one-liner quotes, it

comes up with all sorts.

Ted F.

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> ,

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> Where do you get your e-mail quotes from? They're hilarious. LOL!

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> Bilateral Cochlear CIs

> December 2004 and February 2006

> Deafblind/Postlingual

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The program is KookieJar, and only works with Outlook Express. The

author no longer supports the program either.

Ted came up with some links already. Thats what I did too, googled for

the sites.

At the moment, I have 971 quotes. There may be some duplicates, just a

few. LOL Maybe I should spend some time and add enough to make 1,000 even.

LOL

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I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

& Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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Ted,

No, you're NOT , are you? ( cannot be duplicated. He is his own

unique person all his own.) LOL!

These websites are great! Thanks for passing them along!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- " Ted F. " <ted.fletcher@...> wrote:

> I'm NOT , but............

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> There are lots of funny one line quotes here, :

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> http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/

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> There are more here and links to many more:

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> http://quotations.about.com/od/funnyquotes/a/rodney_danger1_4.htm

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> That should keep you out of trouble for a couple of weeks copying them :-)

>

> Google is your friend. If you type in " Funny one-liner quotes, it

> comes up with all sorts.

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> Ted F.

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> > Where do you get your e-mail quotes from? They're hilarious. LOL!

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> > Bilateral Cochlear CIs

> > December 2004 and February 2006

> > Deafblind/Postlingual

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LOL!

When science discovers a way to clone human beings, I'd like to have you cloned

1,000 times over. <smile>

By the way, thanks for the 362 mochas. I already drank 4 of them today, so I'm

feeling pretty darn good and am bouncing off the walls right now. Poor Tigger is

chasing me around my apartment not knowing what to do. LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> " ( cannot be duplicated. He is his own unique person all his

> own.) "

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> That is for darn tooting sure, ! LOL

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> Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

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A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the

competition! ROFL

And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and

sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her

dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

--They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

& Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL!

" Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

--They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. "

On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> ,

> A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the

> competition! ROFL

>

> And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and

> sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her

> dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of.

>

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

> --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

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I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL!

" Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

--They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. "

On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> ,

> A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the

> competition! ROFL

>

> And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and

> sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her

> dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of.

>

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

> --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

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Am I seeing double? LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and January 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- lkozlik@... wrote:

> ,

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> I saw this quote at the end of your e-mail and am still LOL!

>

> " Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

> --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. "

>

> On another note...You being afraid of the competition? Since when? LOL!

>

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> Bilateral Cochlear CIs

> December 2004 and February 2006

> Deafblind/Postlingual

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> ---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> > ,

> > A thousand of ME?! Oh no please no! Even I could not stand the

> > competition! ROFL

> >

> > And I love visualizing Tigger chasing you all round and up and down and

> > sideways. Reminds me of a movie, Matilda, who has powers and causes her

> > dreadful teacher to fly around like a balloon that is let go of.

> >

> > *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> > Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

> > --They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

> > & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> > E-mail-

> > rclark0276@...

> > Home Page-

> > http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

> >

>

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I'm still laughing at this quote too...

" I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the

prescription ran out. "

I wish I could insert a laughing emoticon here for extra emphasis. LOL!

By the way, if you are afraid of yourself, I suggest that you avoid looking at

any mirrors or reflective surfaces. LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> Aint it true tho . LOL

>

> Oh I am not afraid, just of me. And what I can do to me. LOL Or vice

> versa.

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> I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the

> prescription ran out.

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

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I'm sorry, . What did you say, dear? I didn't have my CIs on. LOL!

Mona

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> ,

> You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so

> does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24

> and see if that helps.

>

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> A smile is the same in any language.

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

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I'm sorry, . What did you say? I didn't have my CIs on. LOL!

Mona

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- <rclark0276@...> wrote:

> ,

> You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so

> does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24

> and see if that helps.

>

> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

> A smile is the same in any language.

> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

> E-mail-

> rclark0276@...

> Home Page-

> http://webpages.charter.net/dog_guide/

>

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You can blame Wisconsin Road Runner again. It's their fault. Not mine. LOL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- Gayle Northcott <dolphing@...> wrote:

> I hope you are seeing double, lol, otherwise I better get my eyes examine as I

saw double.

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> Dolly Dolphin :)

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I luv funny stories - here's one for all

If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown?

From: <rclark0276@...>

Subject: Re: Re: OT

Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 10:36 PM

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You were and I was too. ROFL Oh well, am tired and myu eyes crossed so

does that mean I was seeing double double? Oh no, I am gonna go watch 24

and see if that helps.

*---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

A smile is the same in any language.

& Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

E-mail-

rclark0276charter (DOT) net

Home Page-

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Here is a qoute i know not where it comes from:

There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor

none so deaf as those who refuse to hear.

From: <rclark0276@...>

Subject: Re: Re: OT

Date: Monday, January 26, 2009, 12:52 PM

,

Ever since I found the program that adds them to my emails, I have been

collectiing them from many sources. Many were sent to me, some I stole from

emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the

quote in this email. LOL

*---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

louder. "

--

& Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

E-mail-

rclark0276charter (DOT) net

Home Page-

http://webpages. charter.net/ dog_guide/

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" There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor

> none so deaf as those who refuse to hear. "

That's a Proverb.

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote:

> Here is a qoute i know not where it comes from:

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> There are none so blind as those who refuse to see nor

> none so deaf as those who refuse to hear.

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> From: <rclark0276@...>

> Subject: Re: Re: OT

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> emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the

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> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

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> My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

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> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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" If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? "

ROTFL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote:

> I luv funny stories - here's one for all

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> If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown?

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> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

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> A smile is the same in any language.

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> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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" If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown? "

ROTFL!

Bilateral Cochlear CIs

December 2004 and February 2006

Deafblind/Postlingual

---- W Dudley <usadeaf@...> wrote:

> I luv funny stories - here's one for all

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> If a chihuahua stops shaking is it having a nervous breakdown?

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> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

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> A smile is the same in any language.

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> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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I understand that it is a proverb - but does anyone know the source?

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> emails, a lot I got from web sites that host collections. You will like the

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> quote in this email. LOL

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> *---* *---* *---* *---* *---*

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> My mechanic told me, " I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn

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> louder. "

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> --

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> & Dreamer Doll ke7nwn

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