Guest guest Posted July 17, 2007 Report Share Posted July 17, 2007 Jeanine's Hummingbird Soap Works Maxine and God After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery. I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed ... " Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery. " And sure enough, on the eighth time around the block, there it was! God is so Good. No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.6/902 - Release Date: 7/15/2007 2:21 PM No virus found in this outgoing message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.5.476 / Virus Database: 269.10.6/902 - Release Date: 7/15/2007 2:21 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 5, 2008 Report Share Posted February 5, 2008 Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking toward heaven, she said, " Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and tequila. " Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Looking up again she said, " Never mind; I found one. " **************Biggest Grammy Award surprises of all time on AOL Music. (http://music.aol.com/grammys/pictures/never-won-a-grammy?NCID=aolcmp00300000002\ 5 48) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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