You Know You Are from Canada IF

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You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup.

Texas. "Pass the Hot Sauce"

The mosquitoes have landing lights.

Texas. They also have their own escorts of dragon flies.

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

Texas A pickup with a big, double, muffler does wonders when

you back into the driveway.

You have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.

Texas Even road kill gets monotonous. Have you ever seen an armadillo

after a struggle with an 18 wheeler?

Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy

stores at Christmas.

Texas WalMart is your favorite spot for bargains

You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door

is one meter above the ground.

Texas A hitching post is a dead give away that a Cowboy lives

there

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are

filled in with snow.

Texas Can't remember ever driving over a pothole. Fell into a

few. My wheel base is too small.

Just a bit of a comparison from Texas, that

Other Country.

Barb

Chasing

the Big Jack Rabbits today.