Guest guest Posted February 13, 2001 Report Share Posted February 13, 2001 Now we know why! Caroline Jersey > ** Original Message follows... >After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was: " Don't. " " Don't what? " Adam replied. " Don't eat the forbidden fruit, " God said. " Forbidden fruit? We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit! " " No way! " " Yes way! " " Don't eat that fruit! " said God. " Why? " " Because I am your Father and I said so! " said God (wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break and was angry. " Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit? " God asked. " Uh huh, " Adam replied. " Then why did you? " " I dunno " Eve answered. " She started it! " Adam said. " Did not! " " Did too! " " DID NOT! " Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? >** --------- End Original Message ----------- ** > Download NeoPlanet at http://www.neoplanet.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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