The Cat in the Hat on Aging

[Guest guest]

I found this tongue in cheek poem after the manner of Dr Seuess on

Aging. Cute. Anyone care to take a swing at Dr Suess on BPD?

Doug

I cannot see

I cannot pee

I cannot chew

I cannot screw

Oh, my God, what can I do?

My memory shrinks

My hearing stinks

No sense of smell

I look like hell

My mood is bad - can you tell?

My body's drooping

Have trouble pooping

The Golden Years have come at last

The Golden Years can kiss my ass

[Guest guest]

A Play on " Green Eggs and Ham "

Sam I am,

I'm Sam-I-See.

Do you like

this BPD?

I do not like it, Sam-I-See.

I do not like

this BPD.

Would you like it

near or far?

I would not like it

in the car.

I would not like it

near or far.

I do not like this BPD.

I do not like it, Sam-I-See.

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> I found this tongue in cheek poem after the manner of Dr Seuess on

> Aging. Cute. Anyone care to take a swing at Dr Suess on BPD?

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>

> Doug

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>

> I cannot see

>

> I cannot pee

>

> I cannot chew

>

> I cannot screw

>

> Oh, my God, what can I do?

>

>

>

> My memory shrinks

>

> My hearing stinks

>

> No sense of smell

>

> I look like hell

>

> My mood is bad - can you tell?

>

>

>

> My body's drooping

>

> Have trouble pooping

>

> The Golden Years have come at last

>

> The Golden Years can kiss my ass

>

[Guest guest]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I loved this. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

AFB

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> > I found this tongue in cheek poem after the manner of Dr Seuess on

> > Aging. Cute. Anyone care to take a swing at Dr Suess on BPD?

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> > Doug

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> > I cannot see

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> > I cannot pee

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> > I cannot chew

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> > I cannot screw

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> > Oh, my God, what can I do?

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> > My memory shrinks

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> > My hearing stinks

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> > No sense of smell

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> > I look like hell

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> > My mood is bad - can you tell?

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> >

> >

> > My body's drooping

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> > Have trouble pooping

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> > The Golden Years have come at last

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> > The Golden Years can kiss my ass

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