Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 LOL, Kay,that's brilliant!!!! --C > > A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, the bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these terrible thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have thoughts I want to hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I think they deserve it. The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids of mine forced me to come here with them today, there's nothing wrong with me. " > > Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Love it! Sharing it with my friends > > > A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, > the bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these > terrible thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have > thoughts I want to hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I > think they deserve it. The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids > of mine forced me to come here with them today, there's nothing wrong with > me. " > > Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 All of you coming up with these joke responses are righteously funny!!! LOLOL!!! Very creative folks, you are! BTW, my nada neither tells jokes nor understands most of them. ( " I don't get it; why was that funny? " ) I love jokes but I've never been good at telling them. My dear old dad was a great collector of and teller of jokes; he always had a new one to tell me. -Annie > > A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, the bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these terrible thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have thoughts I want to hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I think they deserve it. The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids of mine forced me to come here with them today, there's nothing wrong with me. " > > Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 LOL! What a great joke =) Thanks for making me smile today! Mia > > > A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, > the bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these > terrible thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have > thoughts I want to hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I > think they deserve it. The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids > of mine forced me to come here with them today, there's nothing wrong with > me. " > > Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Thanks to Annie, Holly, and Mia. Glad you enjoyed the joke. and my fada doesn't get jokes either or tell them. Kay > > > > A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, the bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these terrible thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have thoughts I want to hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I think they deserve it. The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids of mine forced me to come here with them today, there's nothing wrong with me. " > > > > Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing. > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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