here's another take on the borderline, sociopath, etc

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A borderline, a bi-polar and a sociopath walk into a psychiatrist's office, the

bi-polar says, " doc you need to up my medication, I keep having these terrible

thoughts that I'll hurt somebody, the sociopath says I have thoughts I want to

hurt my father/mother, but I don't think I'm terrible, I think they deserve it.

The borderline says, " I don't know why these two kids of mine forced me to come

here with them today, there's nothing wrong with me. "

Thanks for getting the creative juices flowing.