SENIOR TRICK OR TREATING

[Guest guest]

SENIOR HALLOWEEN...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:10. You get winded fro m knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."

And can't remember the rest.4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...*** 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

[Guest guest]

I love the losing one's balance and falling over!Thank you, Akiba!My second daughter's birthday is October 31st; we always celebrated it on the 30th!Love to you and to Robbin,nTo: mserslife Sent: Sat, October 16, 2010 5:03:09 PMSubject:

SENIOR TRICK OR TREATING

SENIOR HALLOWEEN...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:10. You get winded fro m knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."

And can't remember the rest.4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have

to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors

should not go

Trick Or Treating...*** 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

[Guest guest]

I loved that one and #2, the only power ranger with a walker

~*~Hugs~*~

~*~Akiba~*~

-- SENIOR TRICK OR TREATING

SENIOR HALLOWEEN...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:10. You get winded fro m knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."

And can't remember the rest.4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...*** 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

[Guest guest]

These are hysterical, Akiba...yet, unfortunately TRUE!Thanks for the hoot.love, KateTo: mserslife Sent: Sat, October 16, 2010 8:03:09 PMSubject: SENIOR TRICK OR TREATING

SENIOR HALLOWEEN...

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:10. You get winded fro m knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,

you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say: "Great Boris Karloff Mask," And you're not wearing a mask.5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."

And can't remember the rest.4. By the end of the night,

you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.2. You're the only Power Ranger in the

neighborhood with a walker.

And the number one reason Seniors should not go

Trick Or Treating...*** 1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.