New Curriculum EMT Medical Terminology

[Guest guest]

A heart attack (or kartial Infarction) is when your heart erupts from

your chest, mouth or ass and then attacks you or people with children or

your mom. Victims of heart attacks often experience the growth of a third

arm or foot. Other common side effects include poor penmanship, a desire to

watch American Idol, and Pepsi Blue addiction. Known cures are muffins,

Russian Roulette, consuming energy drinks, not breathing, and partying like

it is 1999.

Heart attacks were once thought to be caused by cholesterol build ups in the

veins. This has, however been proven by 300 untrained monkeys to be entirely

false. The real reason that heart attacks occur is by ingrown toenails,

people that think that Wikipedia is better, and Mcs food. Because of

this, your heart gets angry and decides to take your life for being a

complete idiot. Then you are unable to reproduce and become immune to the

constant need to play Wii.

[Guest guest]

Not the Wii anything but my Wii.

" Bledsoe, DO " wrote: A heart attack (or

kartial Infarction) is when your heart erupts from

your chest, mouth or ass and then attacks you or people with children or

your mom. Victims of heart attacks often experience the growth of a third

arm or foot. Other common side effects include poor penmanship, a desire to

watch American Idol, and Pepsi Blue addiction. Known cures are muffins,

Russian Roulette, consuming energy drinks, not breathing, and partying like

it is 1999.

Heart attacks were once thought to be caused by cholesterol build ups in the

veins. This has, however been proven by 300 untrained monkeys to be entirely

false. The real reason that heart attacks occur is by ingrown toenails,

people that think that Wikipedia is better, and Mcs food. Because of

this, your heart gets angry and decides to take your life for being a

complete idiot. Then you are unable to reproduce and become immune to the

constant need to play Wii.

Danny L.

Owner/NREMT-P

PETSAR INC.

(Panhandle Emergency Training Services And Response)

Office

Fax

[Guest guest]

How soon will this revision show on the Paramedic National Registry

exam? Just don't want to add it to my already overwhelmed mind if

not needed right away. Also do I need to know all details of the

inside out cat to pass current exams? Theres just to much to take in.

Renny Spencer

Paramedic student

EMT-I

>

> A heart attack (or kartial Infarction) is when your heart

erupts from

> your chest, mouth or ass and then attacks you or people with

children or

> your mom. Victims of heart attacks often experience the growth of a

third

> arm or foot. Other common side effects include poor penmanship, a

desire to

> watch American Idol, and Pepsi Blue addiction. Known cures are

muffins,

> Russian Roulette, consuming energy drinks, not breathing, and

partying like

> it is 1999.

>

> Heart attacks were once thought to be caused by cholesterol build

ups in the

> veins. This has, however been proven by 300 untrained monkeys to be

entirely

> false. The real reason that heart attacks occur is by ingrown

toenails,

> people that think that Wikipedia is better, and Mcs food.

Because of

> this, your heart gets angry and decides to take your life for being

a

> complete idiot. Then you are unable to reproduce and become immune

to the

> constant need to play Wii.

>