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SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNY

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SalesmanshipThe kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success.""Very good," said the teacher.Little was next:"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.""Very good, ," said the teacher..Eventually, it was Little ny's turn.The teacher held her breath ...Little ny walked to

the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.

"$2,467," he said."$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling""Toothbrushes," said Little ny."Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?""I found the busiest corner in town," said Little ny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like dog & ^*# !’â€Then I would say, "It is dog * & ^#. Wanna buy a toothbrush?""I used the governmental approach of giving you something %$^ & *$# that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the % & ^ & $# taste out of your mouth."

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Good one, Anne! Loved it.love, Kate Fw: SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNYTo: MSers Life egroup > my cousin nailed it again> > > > SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNY> > > > > > > > > > -------Original Message-------> JOHHNY> > > > > > >  > > > > Salesmanship> > The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very > excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then > give a talk on productive salesmanship.> > Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made > $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the > customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my > obvious success."> > "Very good," said the teacher.> > Little was next:> > "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to > everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."> > "Very good, ," said the teacher..> > Eventually, it was Little ny's turn.> > The teacher held her breath ...> > Little ny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a > box full of cash on the teacher's desk. > > "$2,467," he said.> > "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"> > "Toothbrushes," said Little ny.> > "Toothbrushes?" echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell > enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"> > "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little ny, "I set > up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free > sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like > dog & ^*# !’â€> > Then I would say, "It is dog * & ^#. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"> > "I used the governmental approach of giving you > something %$^ & *$# that they say is good, and then making you > pay to get the % & ^ & $# taste out of your mouth."love and blessings,Kate

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To: MSersLife Sent: Thu, June 17, 2010 7:03:29 AMSubject: Re: Fw: SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNY

Good one, Anne! Loved it.love, Kate Fw: SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNYTo: MSers Life egroup > my cousin nailed it again> > > > SALESMANSHIP AND LITTLE JOHHNY> > > > > > > > > > -------Original Message----- --> JOHHNY> > > > > > >  > > > > Salesmanship> > The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very > excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then > give a talk on productive salesmanship.> > Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made

> $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the > customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my > obvious success."> > "Very good," said the teacher.> > Little was next:> > "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to > everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."> > "Very good, ," said the teacher..> > Eventually, it was Little ny's turn.> > The teacher held her breath ...> > Little ny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a > box full of cash on the teacher's desk. > > "$2,467," he said.> > "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"> > "Toothbrushes, " said Little ny.> > "Toothbrushes? " echoed the teacher. "How could you possibly sell >

enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"> > "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little ny, "I set > up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free > sample. They all said the same thing, ‘Hey, this tastes like > dog & ^*# !’â€> > Then I would say, "It is dog * & ^#. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"> > "I used the governmental approach of giving you > something %$^ & *$# that they say is good, and then making you > pay to get the % & ^ & $# taste out of your mouth."love and blessings,Kate