Out Dated Laws Still On The Books

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Out Dated Laws Still On The Books

As times change so do the morals, sentiments and acceptability' s of the community. What was once taboo fifty years ago may be a common practice today. Following are the most outdated laws still on the books. I advise you all to be careful out there!

Alabama

1) Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by deathAlabama.

Arizona

1) Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

2) It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.

Arkansas

1) A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

2) The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (Odd. Talk about holding back the forces of nature - "Take that, ole river!")

California

1) No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour (How do they punish the car?)

Connecticut

1) In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

Florida Laws

1) A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

2) If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

3) Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown

4) Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal

5) When having sex, only the missionary position is legal

6) You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays

7) It is considered an offense to shower naked

8) You may not kiss your wife's breasts

Illinois

1) You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person

2) The English language is not to be spoken

Indiana

1) Check forgery can be punished with public flogging up to 100 stripes

2) You can get out of paying for a dependent's medical care by praying for him/her

3) Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans

4) It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public

Louisiana

1) It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. (Be sure you take along bullets, buddy...

Massachusetts

1) It is illegal to go to bed without first having a full bath.

Montana

1) Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.

New Hampshire

1) On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.

Utah

1) Birds have the right of way on all highways.

2) No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.