actual police report--very funny!

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This is from my local newspaper today. This is really, truly from my local paper in the police reports! I wanted to share:June 19: A local man reported a bright light in the western sky, about 30 degrees above the horizon. Officers said it appeared to be the planet Mars. In their notes, officers then stated they researched the light and found it was actually the planet Venus. They then noted "It was located just out of our jurisdiction." SharonThis email is a natural hand made

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